ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end
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his brand is Pathetic Little Guy™️ leave him alone
currently pissing myself over the way that the blackbeard-themed emo makeovers are serving SO much cunt. with one notable exception.
^slaying absolute penis
^utterly swagless. cringefail first mate. did not understand the assignment. go girl give us nothing.
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… can stede bonnet fight?
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Honestly, same
Stede straight up launching himself off the ship to get to Ed
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Edward Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi Teach, I know what you are
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so this is the triangle in my head
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Personally, I think a hug from fang while holding frenchie’s hand would cure me, rip to Izzy hands but I’m different
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