dumbass-debates

[dumbass-debates]

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Frog: Alright, so how are we gonna do this?

Sharkgurl: We’re already recording, too late.

[REDACTED]: Welcome, everybody, to Dumbass Debates: Double D’s for Double Dumbass.

Ace: If our new marketing strategy worked, you should be able to listen to this no matter where you are!

Void: We only have a few minutes to pitch this podcast, so please, pay attention.

Possum: As you might’ve figured out from the title, we’re six dumbasses who are going to debate about stuff.

Ace: That’s about it, that is it, that is the podcast, everyone go home.

[REDACTED]: Hang on, we still have time in the studio, we gotta use it.

Possum: That’s the entire podcast though, we’re a bunch of idiots who say shit and decided to record it.

Sharkgurl: Too bad, keep talking.

Ace: OwO

Possum: Fuck you.

Sharkgurl: [indistinct mumbling]

Void: This is Dumbass Debates, brought to you by 0.32 Wretched Road Radio!

Frog: The first episode and intros for the dumbasses will be out on January second. Be there, or be square.

Sharkgurl: We’re almost out of time, so remember, stay ass, and keep dumb.

[devolving into laughter]