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Very necessary when writing BAMF Shen Yuan to make him believe that his skills are nothing special, and that most other cultivators with a similar level of experience could do the same. SPECIFICALLY because he compares himself to people like Liu Qingge, Luo Binghe, and Yue Qingyuan. Like, he’s actively woobifying himself because he’s not a heavier hitter than literally the strongest people in two generations. “Oh yeah, any cultivator my age could single-handedly slaughter the Unkillable Armored Beast Titan. In fact I may need to take a nap after that, I don’t have nearly the endurance of Liu-shidi.”

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"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

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svsss shitpost 2

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i love how shen qingqiu and shang qinghua completely shift genres when they see each other and like. they aren’t even subtle about it. you’re at a cang qiong mountain party talking with the grave and dignified qing jing peak lord, and he glances over your shoulder and frowns very slightly and says “this shen has some sudden urgent matters he must attend to; he begs your distinguished selves’ forgiveness.” and he glides over as gracefully as an immortal to where the an ding peak lord has just shown up, and he picks shang qinghua up in a fireman’s carry and drags him to the corner where they start whisper-yelling things like “good fucking work ‘great master’ i hope you’re proud of yourself” and “come ONNN bro what would you do in my position?” and shen qingqiu fully starts curbstomping shang qinghua. and you go over to see if everything is all right and as you approach shen qingqiu spins around, full 180°, and by the time he gets to degree 180 he’s completely flipped back into the dignified and distinguished immortal master shen who is so far removed from the petty passions of humanity. shang qinghua starts trying to army crawl away and shen qingqiu plants his foot on the corner of his robe without looking. not even luo binghe gets this kind of fucked up treatment

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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

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You’ve all probably of bingpup with either SY or SJ, but I give….LBH with cat SJ AND cat SY.

Luo Binghe has never had an easy life, but his twenties definitely has to win the award for worst decade of his existence.

His childhood with filled with trials of bullying, poverty, his sick mother, then the shitty foster system. His teenage years was the same, just a lot more bullying and running away from foster homes. He was definitely still poor too. Trying to think back on high school was filled with only memories of working or studying. But it was all for a purpose.

When he was eighteen, he got a partial scholarship to his dream college to get a culinary degree, just like he always dreamed. His savings would pay for most of the tuition after that. Everything had been worth it.

…or so he thought.

Somehow, somewhere, appeared his apparently super rich father who had decided five minutes into discovering Luo Binghe’s existence that he would take over his super successful business appeared. He got pulled out of culinary school and thrown into business school, all paid for courtesy of Tianlang-Jun.

Fucker.

And even worse, Luo Binghe was actually stupidly good at business! Curse him for being so perfect at everything!

But holy shit was he depressed.

After rooming two years with Mobei-Jun, who was equally depressed about his fucked up family situation, his father bought him a penthouse to live in.

Like an actual fucking penthouse.

Luo Binghe is going to kill that man one day, he swears it.

This is a constant thought for him, and he’s once again chanting that same speech as he takes the trash out to the back.

Obviously he has maids for that now, but old habits die hard, and this is one of the minor forms of protest he can think of with this whole situation.

‘I’m gonna…’

“Ow!” Luo Binghe exclaimed, pulling his hand back from the dumpster. Instantly after he opened it he got scratched by whatever animal was using it as a home.

‘Great, now I’m gonna get have to get a tetanus shot on top of everything,’ Luo Binghe thought with disdain. He peered into the dumpster to see what he was working with, and was met with emerald green eyes.

Oh it’s just a cat. It seems God hasn’t completely abandoned him after all.

The cat had probably seen better days, but it was kinda cute.

Now, in a vulnerable headspace and very eager to make an impulsive decision that someone will regret, whether himself or his father, he felt himself reaching for the cat.

The cat freaked, hissing and scratching and burrowing deeper into the dumpster. Luo Binghe kept digging however, his hands finally touching something soft. He grabbed the furball, surprised by how uninjured his hands were so far.

When he brought his hands out of the dumpster, his eyes met a sleeping cat.

But he still heard the hissing from inside…?

Oh! There’s more than one. Even better. He’ll become a crazy cat lady.

Tucking the sleeping cat under his arm he managed to catch the other one who seemed to be trying to get to his peaceful counterpart. He held the fussy cat by the scruff and cradled the other as he grabbed a random recycled box and put them inside. Then he got into his car and drove to the nearest vet.

Two white cats, which you would not have been able to determine before their baths, both with matching jade green eyes. Most likely brothers. One sweet and lovable, one pissy and violent.

Luo Binghe payed to get both of them their shots then took the pair home. It seems like his life is finally about to get more interesting.

Extras from a few years in the future:

The office has two pets. Xiao Jiu and Xiao Yuan. Getting a visit from Xiao Yuan was a delight. A visit from his brother meant your office was getting destroyed and your complaints were going to fall on deaf ears.

Unless you were Shang Qinghua. Then your office was getting destroyed no matter which brother came in. But it seemed only he had this problem, so no one bothered to care.

Surprisingly, Shang Qinghua was on Xiao Yuan’s list of his top three people.

Xiao Yuan’s list!

1. Luo Binghe

2. Shang Qinghua

3. Liu Qingge

How Liu Qingge ended up on this list despite working in a completely different—and enemy—company was anyone’s guess. But the two rival companies did have plenty of meetings where they pretended to work things out.

Xiao Jiu’s list!

1. Yue Qingyuan

2. Any female

3. Food source (Luo Binghe)

Again, how Yue Qingyuan ended up at number one is up for debate, but if the man wasn’t allergic he probably would’ve taken the cat from Luo Binghe by now.

(Fun little Drabble, might expand idk)

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QUICK, WHO WANTS TO APPEAR (in spirit, as a username) IN THIS SEQUEL I'M WRITING TO MY FANFIC OF THE ORIGINAL!LUO BINGHE COSPLAYING HIMSELF. IT'S AN EMERGENCY (it's not) BUT I'M DEFINITELY BAD WITH USERNAMES, SO IF YOU'D LIKE…

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Very necessary when writing BAMF Shen Yuan to make him believe that his skills are nothing special, and that most other cultivators with a similar level of experience could do the same. SPECIFICALLY because he compares himself to people like Liu Qingge, Luo Binghe, and Yue Qingyuan. Like, he’s actively woobifying himself because he’s not a heavier hitter than literally the strongest people in two generations. “Oh yeah, any cultivator my age could single-handedly slaughter the Unkillable Armored Beast Titan. In fact I may need to take a nap after that, I don’t have nearly the endurance of Liu-shidi.”

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you remind me of that fallen tree that no one was around to hear

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the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak

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favourite type of character/narrative i fear

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Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

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this sounds silly, but it still comes as a shock to me that shen yuan canonically knows how to help people with period stuff. like I know he has a sister and I can imagine him being like “sorry your stomach hates you; want any snacks while I stop by the store?” and then he gives her a buffet to choose from.

and yes that is just a headcannon because of the constant period jokes he makes. but it’s also entirely plausible. all because of that pad commercial.

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Do you have any svsss fics you'd recommend?

YES a lot actually

Shen Yuan of No Relation, this ones a classic

To Know You Better, i find this one so funny i love drunk sj

Forever to learn is one of my FAVORITES im such a sucker for vampires

My cute Puppy turned into a hot Werewolf, again vampire!sy bc i love it sm!!! Im not usually into werewolves but DAMN binghe in this one>>>> This fic is so well written its insane (the smut is so hot too)

Let me sing a song for you IS ALSO SO GOOD!! I have to finish it, since the last time i read it was only half way done! But trust me, this is a good fic

My Eyes Are Your Eyes was a surprise to me cuz ive never thought i would read AND enjoy a fic with this rarepair! But i did and its ABSOLUTELY worth it!

From the Diaries of Luo Binghe made me laugh SO MUCH i have a ton of screenshots of this

The Thorn of Secret Desires is a kinky one that i love

Show the Screenshots, who doesnt like a good chatfic? I certainly love it!!

Sorry for the late answer, anon!! Anyone is free to reblog and add more fic recommendations!! I would love it!!

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binghe: i want to prove i can be a good person despite being a demon so i haven't killed anyone and was greatly offended when i was blamed for gongyi xiao's death. the worst i've ever done is delimb the old palace master because he tried to groom me, but i still left him alive

shen yuan: killed the skinner demon. killed a bunch more. hey guys we should kill those sowers. dw binghe i made sure the old palace master died baby girl. whos next

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It was a sketch at first, but I kinda like it so I color it