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Apparently I'm back on my fictional beverage bullshit!

My Cyberpunk GM said something about having badges or stickers for the fictional stimulant/Extreme Energy Drink my guy is beta-testing, not knowing quite how seriously I'm gonna take such an assignment >:)

[ID: three variants of a logo/label for an energy drink. All three feature a cartoon fly with graphically bulging eyes, with the product name "HyperFly" in stylised text across its back, and the slogan "find your buzz" curved above its head. The flavour name is below. The first image has a yellow background & the flavour "banana blast", the second is mint-green for "spearmint slap" and the third is orange for "mango mayhem".]

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"I do like it when...parts get severed."

- OOC player

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"I will roll for Vroom Vroom."

- My Shadowrun-playing friend who does not appreciate the rules of Shadowrun

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"I will roll for Vroom Vroom."

- My Shadowrun-playing friend who does not appreciate the rules of Shadowrun

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I put this on my personal blog because it wasn't during a session, but it does belong here

"Gender is a construct, and Constructs are agender."

- Pip

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"The emotion of an ogre would register differently on a dog, I feel."

@asymmetrical-palindrome OOC

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"I do like the sound of Crab Time!"

@stanedyke as Major Minor

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"I do like the sound of Crab Time!"

@stanedyke as Major Minor

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"Okay, take... *rolls* 1 damage, and then heal... *rolls* 1 HP!"

DM Pip

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Major Minor, Chihuahua Captain: "I don't have a spiteful bone in my body, I keep them all under my bed!" Me: "The bones or the bodies?!" Major Minor: "Yes."

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"Add the Foob to your inventory."

-DM Pip

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Me: "You have proficiency in Nipple!" Aspen: "What would you even roll for that?!" *the party discusses briefly and decides either Animal Handling or Acrobatics*

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"Behind you, reality shifts and closes like a sphincter!"

- DM Pip

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"Okay so I'm mage-handing the egg down the hole... oh come on that's one of the *least* silly sentences I've ever said in D&D!"

- Me, OOC

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DM: "I assume CLAnG is going to be passing the wood to the man who will pass it to Ada, like a Congo line?" Me: "A Congo Line, to the Democratic Republic of the Conga?!" Other Player: "The Belgians are coming!"

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"My name is...Captain Major General Lieutenant First Private Officer Minor!"

-@stanedyke as Captain Major Minor