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"kevin day is haunting the narrative"

kevin day haunting the whole fucking book. you look at any shit and it's like "if kevin hadn't done this - that wouldn't have happened"

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Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, sex is what Jean Moreau is having with Jeremy Knox in The Broken Cage. Stay tuned.

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imagine the chaos after kevin and andrew came back from LA

andrew: you killed a guy and you didn’t tell me

neil: well i was preoccupied with the FBI stuff

andrew: AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE FBI STUFF

kevin: can you guys believe that jeremy wants to be a lawyer

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I can't marry outside my culture... how do I explain that my favorite outdoor sport is a lacrosse + hockey + football hybrid

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imagine eden's hosting karaoke nights once in a blue moon and somehow the foxes end up there for halloween or some other occasion

imagine nicky and allison absolutely *killing* when it's their turn, matt and dan singing some obscenely romantic songs, twinyards just staring at everybody with equally disgusted faces and neil just being happy to be there

imagine drunk-ass kevin being silent the entire visit until nicky chooses to sing 'since u been gone' and when the chorus comes up, kevin just grabs the mic and screams the lyrics and then proceeds to leave the club and vomit all over the pavement

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why did neil just accept that andrew was putting him in hot little outfits

why was andrew playing dress to impress with a real man he hated

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why did neil just accept that andrew was putting him in hot little outfits

why was andrew playing dress to impress with a real man he hated

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“the monsters” and it’s a guy who’s dedicated his whole life to the sport he loves, a guy who’s just trying to become a doctor and hang out with his girlfriend, a guy who flew across the world at the age of 19 and left everything behind to take care of two kids he barely knew, and a guy who would give up everything to keep his family

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When I saw “Barkbark dies” as an option in one of those bingo cards for TGR I was like. Haha y’all are so silly. But then we got Barkbark burnt to ashes in TGR. Wdym Barkbark von Barkenstein the cardboard dog DIED??? For real?!

Honestly? That’s the craziest plot twist I’ve ever read

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say whatever you want about jeremy and neil's relationship, but they both have the unique experience of thinking the boy they like is more interested in renee walker

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the most car ride of all time

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aftg fandom about to find out how Kevin feels about boys kissing

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i know for a fact that neil uses his past names the way people use the names of their ex-friends. like imagine that, kevin does something ridiculous and neil just goes "stop pulling a chris" or nicky says something stupid and neil goes "that was so alex of you"

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nora dropping the kevin duology announcement out of nowhere same energy as kevin switching to his left hand mid game

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craziest thing about jerejean is that the stress smoker of the relationship is somehow not the french bisexual guy

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aftg where everything is the same but while nathan wesninski is going down the stairs barefoot he's saying DAAARRRLIIING GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAIIIL???? THAT'S RIGHT DADDY'S HOME FROM PRISON