dyadicjustice

[dyadicjustice]

crazy day to be a lesbian with money.

like do i buy a quinn membership for victoria pedretti or buy bottoms (2023) on streaming?

(the answer is both)

[dyadicjustice]

itty bitty update

hello hornballs, i am back from the dead! jk i’ve just been extremely busy between school and work, so i’m gonna need a bit of grace and extra time to catch up on requests. wanna devote my time and energy to tell good stories and (hopefully) do the characters justice, so i’ll catch up on requests in the order i got them, then probably turn them back on for more later. thank uuuuuuu 🫶

oh and as a lil appetizer, i present to thee:

dj’s bottoms headcanons! (a series)

k, now i can disappear again. much love y’all!

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dj’s bottoms headcanons

(part 1/?)

hazel has been to every u.s. state at least once (except wyoming because she’s not sure if it really exists)

isabel speaks french fluently, but she pretends she doesn’t so that she can stay in french ii in order to keep all the same classes as brittany

during sophomore year, josie was briefly in one of mathieu’s plays. he respectfully fired her because being a horrible liar made her an even worse actor

in middle school, pj was kicked out of girl scouts after making bdsm jokes during a knot-tying lesson

after graduation, brittany is taking a gap year to intern with anna wintour to plan the next met gala

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now, be honest: how many times did y’all see bottoms (2023)?

(i went 6x)

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There’s a picture in Josie’s room that Isabel points out that’s a mirror selfie using iPhones (which looked to be at least an iPhone 6 iirc). So I would assume some time after 2014. Rhodes also mentions 2003 as the last scenario of Huntington-sanctioned violence, and given that this rivalry has laid dormant for 20 years: I hypothesize that it would have to be present day/2023.

So Bottoms (2023) is actually Bottoms (in 2023). But at the end of the day, it’s a silly goofy movie and it’s not super important to the already absurd but amazing plot lol

When does Bottoms (2023) take place? Gay students are socially accepted (as long as they're beautiful and talented) which makes it seem like the present or recent past, but Jeff listens to a fucking CD and Tim uses a flip phone, which would be early-mid 2000's.

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can u do like a hazelxreader best friends to lovers

like they’ve both been secretly in love with each other and pining for years but were too scared to say anything (and maybe smut if u write that but if not that’s totally good)

ooooh let me see what magic i can work, bestie. aged up the characters to be in college, so rockbridge falls high is now rockbridge university. unfortunately no smut this time because i am awful at it 😅 but i hope you enjoy this little blurb instead

ao3 link for if u prefer to read there :)

At 11:30, Professor G's class let out without anyone having learned anything actually in the syllabus. But for you, there wasn’t much room in your mind for history lessons anyway. You were too distracted by Hazel sitting next to you, scrolling on Twitter and excitedly showing you every adorable cat meme she came across. 

You’d known each other since the 3rd grade, and it was safe to say that some things never change— especially not your love for one another as best friends. At least until the end of Senior Year, when you’d started to realize that change was inevitable, and you’d fallen hard for her.

You’d been overcompensating these past couple months. You’d purposely try to fly under the radar, so she wouldn’t notice you pining or the countless lingering looks and lip biting. Desperation was heavy in your bones, settled deep in your core. So when you finally return to your shared dorm, she asks, “Seriously y/n, it seems like you’re not even here most days. What’s going on?”  

You know you can’t lie to her. You can’t lie to those dazzling grey eyes, so warm and sweet and sincere. So you sigh and admit, “Are you ready to receive some potentially devastating information that could change the state of our friendship forever?”

She blinks and lets out a quiet chuckle, “Uh, no promises, weirdo. What’s up?” 

“Hazel, I’m being serious. It’s like... important,” you whine.

She hikes an eyebrow at your nervous demeanor, taking a beat to take in your features. She’s suddenly fully aware you’re uncomfortable when you start to wring your hands a bit. To calm your fidgeting, she slips her hands in between them and intertwines your fingers. You feel her sweet gesture start to soothe you, like when puppies snuggle up to you to help you stop crying.

She whispers, “What’s wrong, bean?”

Your eyes start to water at the nickname. “You have to promise you won’t get upset”, you choke out.

She wraps her arms around your neck in a comforting embrace, and whispers in your ear, “I promise. You can tell me, only if you’re comfortable and ready.” And her considerate nature makes you want to cave and sob right then and there.

“I love you, Hazel. But, I also… I just… I’m in love with you.” You can’t even meet her eyes out of pure embarrassment. You feel her fingers snake beneath your chin, and she gently tugs until you’re looking into her eyes. She stares into yours, into your soul, really. She whispers, “y/f/n, I’ve been dreaming of hearing you say that for years.” You both giggle. You joke, “That’s such a fucking relief because I would’ve shat myself if you rejected me.” 

“I could never reject you, bean! Thank you for being brave enough to tell me.” You can hear the smile in her voice. “But I am curious, when did you realize you felt that way?”

You sigh, “Honestly? I knew I was sure when we went to Senior Prom together, so 6 months maybe? But I also would say, I’d felt something since we were like 10. I just hadn’t realized how deep my love was back then.”

Hazel murmurs, “You made Prom Night so magical. You looked lovely. Not to mention, you just had this magnetism to you that had everybody staring. I was fighting the urge to kiss you the entire evening. It was hardest during the slow dance.”

You admit that you had felt similarly, explaining, “It was hardest for me to resist when you had that little bit of whipped cream stuck on your lip when we went to Denny’s after. I wiped it away with a napkin, but I wish I’d just gone for it.” 

You stare up at her lovingly as a subtle silence emerges between you, your eyes scanning her features before dropping to her lips. Without saying a word, you crash your lips together. Hers taste like… well, like nothing and like everything at the same time. Just chapstick and love. 

And it’s not your first time kissing a girl by any means, But you can already tell it’s your favorite after only ten seconds. 

Hazel pulls away, breathless, “So just to be clear, what does this make you and me?” She smirks.

You hold her cheek with one hand and hook the other around the back of her neck, scratching the back of her head. Her jaw goes slack and her eyes flutter. You reply, “Horny, Hazel. It makes us really fucking horny.”

She smirks, “Maybe we should… do something about that. Your place or mine?” She dopily wiggles her eyebrows. It’s made even more ridiculous by the fact that your beds are just feet away from each other.

You shoot back, giggling, “Yours. I don’t wanna fuck up my sheets right now.”

She scoops you up bridal style and sets you down on her bed. Those months of pre-season training for rugby had made her insanely strong despite her short and lean figure.

She kisses your forehead and replies, “Whatever you wish, Your Majesty.”

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do you guys have any ideas for bottoms fics? comment and I can tag you. or if you prefer to stay anon, my asks are open too :)

thanks lovelies 💖

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this cast is literally gorgeous omg

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click the source link to find 82 gifs of HAVANA ROSE LIU in THE SKY IS EVERYWHERE & THE CHAIR (EP 1 & 6). please reblog if using!

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since bottoms (2023) has consumed my life, I have finally made my grand return to the fanfic world. pls run up my new bottoms fic to support your local loser lesbian and inflate her ego :,)

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hey it's dj!

22, she/they pronouns, this blog is more of a casual thing

currently writing:

mcu: avengers & thunderbolts AUs

she-ra: adora, catra

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