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if you guys are having a good day just know its because I have 6 crystals in my bra right now

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“are you masc or femme?”

so um I uh um I, so basically, so uh, um hmmm.

like someone else choose for me im scared

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are you a girl or a boy

not really

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this joke that came to me in a vision when I was high out of my mind:

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are you a mouth breather?? you give off mouth breather energy

WHAT THE FUCK

I would like to say, ON RECORD, I do not mouth breath I swear on my soul

DONT get it twisted

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Mention anything that I am disgustingly interested in or knowledgeable of and I’m going to look at you like this

Sorry tumblr user I stole this clip from your post I can’t stop laughing why is he doing that

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anyways….

me and this kid are about to face off in the little boys section of the thrift store over this damn batman shirt….

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me and this kid are about to face off in the little boys section of the thrift store over this damn batman shirt….

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me when I try to pick up a new skill and im not immediately a prodigy

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so hungry in my uber rn, take me to the drive thru king #pitstop

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my new years resolutions were:

- get a gf

- get fit

- get lit

so far done one of those things

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hey I learned one song on the guitar 😏

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i need a tumblr crush that’s also into me

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Favourite way to end the day?

get high and yap till I physically pass out 🙏

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I hate my phone and usa

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wazzup

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If you could be any animal in the world for a day which one would you be

ladybug

be small be cute be fly