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I only have this version of the meme but it still works

Tearing off my shirt and screaming

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Tearing off my shirt and screaming

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Canto 8 looms. Give me your finest vintage of theories and fetish head canons.

Really going all in on the two-in-one theory with Hong Lu. Hong Lu specifically being the name of the being that is Baoyu and Daiyu. He acts like Daiyu at times and some of the things he's said compared to how the two of them are described in the book is making me go insane.

I think I'm really feeling the theory that the Jia family are going to pit all the siblings against each other in a battle to the death where the losers get turned into Anamnaworms and the winner gets their memories and experiences. In order to keep Daiyu safe because she's weak and sickly, Baoyu became like a host to her.

This is insane rambling I don't know. I have a lot of thoughts and it's all. Please I need plural Hong Lu.

I really really hope Daiyu has like Hanahaki Disease or something like it.

Terrified on how they're going to work in the reincarnation aspect and the debt of tears. Nothing about this is making me feel normal

I don't know what fetishes this could possibly have but I can't wait.

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I don't like Hokma x Binah either because Hokma/Benjamin is one of the few characters I headcanon as 100% gay but that being said I once read this really good fic that was Carmen x Benjamin where they were both so horny over Ayin they both needed to calm down and they were basically pretending they were in a poly relationship with him and that he'd just stepped out and was waiting for them both to get ready and it was mostly Carmen talking those sorts of sweet thoughts into Benjamin's head and hoooh. It was actually pretty respectful of Benjamin being gay and it was even mentioned in the fic but had some good good mindfuck stuff you'd hope from a Carmen smut fic. Not manipulative in a negative sense, just horny.

EXACTLY. Binah and Holman are both 100% gay to me.

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Okay now that is out of the way.

I CANNOT STAND DON OR SANCHO WITH BIG TITS. I know she has a big chest in canon but please I want her to be flat 😔 you have to understand how strong I am putting up with all the porn of her huge boobs. I'm probably the strongest person alive.

Are there any really common fanons you can't stand?

There's not really any specific headcanons I can't stand and those that i do hate are because the loudest fans write the characters wrong and it pisses me off. ESPECIALLY in ships.

like. Yaoislop like Samjo and Dongrang because Dongrang did not give a shit about that guy sorry. I also am very meh about het parings where people don't explore gender roles or gender identities. If you're just writing Gregor and Rodion with no intention of understanding them any deeper than their canon pronouns I don't give a shit. This gets done really bad to like Roland and Angela and Ishmael and Heathcliff.

Wait I just remembered a ship I cannot stand even if they're written in character because if they're written completely in character they are not fucking. Hokma and Binah.

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Are there any really common fanons you can't stand?

There's not really any specific headcanons I can't stand and those that i do hate are because the loudest fans write the characters wrong and it pisses me off. ESPECIALLY in ships.

like. Yaoislop like Samjo and Dongrang because Dongrang did not give a shit about that guy sorry. I also am very meh about het parings where people don't explore gender roles or gender identities. If you're just writing Gregor and Rodion with no intention of understanding them any deeper than their canon pronouns I don't give a shit. This gets done really bad to like Roland and Angela and Ishmael and Heathcliff.

Wait I just remembered a ship I cannot stand even if they're written in character because if they're written completely in character they are not fucking. Hokma and Binah.

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I have heard that you are THE doncho person, so may you please point me in the direction of some good artists? I've only been on fanfics and I can only take so much google translated chinese before I go insane

LALALALA HI

Most artists are on twitter but let me get you a list of my favorites!!

kaname_ruri!! Also has a pixiv.

Roich! Also on pixiv.

Kamisiro_sora!

Aki_xdd!!

popopopoooooooy!

Kuro_sakin!

_metolili_!

Hagen_vence!!

v9sk51z6jxquzom!

Special shout out to donchodailies who helps me find a lot of artists too!

You can also go through these accounts and who they all follow and find way more. You can also I guess look through my account! Most of these artists also have alt accounts but almost all of them let English speakers in when they're locked if you're not afraid to request to follow.

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The fandom is in absolute shambles because no one can agree if the R Corp Hong Lu ex victory voice line has him throwing up, pissing himself, or taking medication. Everyone is having intense discussions and arguments about it. This is exactly how we should play the game. These are the questions we should be asking.

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a bit of a specific abdl question... What brand do you think each character would wear? Real, or fictional.

I don't want to get into real brands because I'm so picky about how cute they are and a lot of brands suck :( I would just give everyone TryAgains or Megamax or something because that's all I put my partner in. I could do just based on designs but I don't want to give a character a bad brand !!!! I'm picky!!!!

But here's my dumb list of in-universe brands I've made up to use:

Don uses almost exclusively Little Fixer, which comes in Fearless Fixer and My First Fixer Uniform based on absorbency. I think different Associations have different specific styles and types. Like Zwei is high capacity overnight, Shi is low profile, Liu allows more movement without leaking etc. There's also ones for individual well known Fixers like Colors and such.

She also has Giddy-Ups with horses and some star ones which I haven't named. And I KNOW her W Corp ID has something themed on trains. Train autism.

Hong Lu used to use really expensive brands called Plush Pads and Whimsical Waddlers but I think now she has to use cheaper ones like Little Clouds. Also have thrown around Ryōshū putting him in Floral Fluffies which are scented.

Faust definitely just uses plain medical diapers.

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Honestly whatever you've heard about the transgender vibes in Dream of the Red Chamber, the actual book has those vibes amplified by 20.

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La Mancha Land section 4: the public sex dungeon

I've talked about this a lot in private. I think they should have sex shows yes. Glory holes and everything.

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How freaky do you think the bloodsluts bloodfiends get with blood?

Extremely. Especially when they can make things out of it. There is no limit to it. I mean I've written about Hardblood knots and talked about blood tentacles.

Otherwise normal blood play without Hardblood is tame to me but I know they do it. They bite and claw each other up. Given that they have increased inhuman healing they definitely do things that could kill humans in the bedroom.

Been really tempted to write some eroguro with them...

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Source.

No 13th month so Gregor is 2/29 ?

Wait holy fuck did we get the sinners birthdays

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Wait holy fuck did we get the sinners birthdays

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Shaking thumbs up

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Taste kink huh?

*runs towards Don Quixote with a lemon*

Yi Sang would eat a raw lemon like Ryuuko in Kill La Kill.

Don is a bit better in that she would take one bite and then shrivel up.

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I'd love to hear what you think the sinner's rooms look like, especially since our closest hints are their base egos and if that were always the case I'd be, very concerned for Ishy to put it lightly.

Yi Sang: has changed since his Canto from the N Corp White Room to looking more like the League of Nine room. Warm wood floor and walls. A small wood stove, a low table, his work desk. His bed is a futon. He has a small spicebush plant and a lot of photos and mirrors. His walls are very decorated. Overall his room is very small but cozy. All the surfaces are covered in books and paper and ink. Messy.

Faust: White and sterile. To the point most Sinners are uncomfortable in it, especially Yi Sang. Kept very cold. Has a single rug that is way too small. Has a whiteboard and a work PC. A lot of lab equipment. Very neat and impersonal. No decorations. If you talk even slightly above normal your voice echoes and it's unnerving. Her bed is shoved on a corner and always perfectly made. Has a big fishtank that takes up most of a wall. Only real nice furniture is a huge fancy wooden bookshelf.

Don Quixote: Looks a lot like her EGO and the Lighthouse but after getting her memories back it is obviously more like a room from the Manchegan Castle. Gothic architecture, big four poster canopy bed. Hardblood "torches". But still covered in her Fixer Merchandise. Tons of bookshelves. Her play mat!!! Lots of plushies. She also has Quixote's coat hung up and a nice vanity that she never uses.

Ryōshū: typical Japanese styled room. Very dark and always smells strongly of paint and blood. Burns a lot of incense. The wooden floor is pretty beat up and scuffed. A lot of art supplies but is actually pretty organized in a way. Has a big folding divider hiding part of the room. She doesn't look over there. Her futon is really small and thin. Everything in her room seems old and worn. There's large sections of the floor and walls she has painted over.

Meursault: Prison cell like for now. Minimalist. Does have some pictures and a small bookcase.

Hong Lu: heated kang platform and one of those Chinese canopy beds that's still low to the ground but has walls/coverings around it. Lots of knick knacks and flowers and fancy decorating. Has a of jewelry and makeup. Has a large mirror door like he does in the book and a huge painting of his family (done by Xichun). A lot of books and writing supplies. A small indoor garden.

Heathcliff: more like the Manor now, specifically like Cathy's room. There's a few differences and he doesn't sleep in her bed. He's covered her bed and vanity in sheets to protect her things even if they aren't real and has a less expensive bed for himself. The room always smells somewhat dusty. When he gets upset it storms and the ceiling leaks. Grows heath by the window. There's a fireplace and a writing desk.

Ishmael: ship-like interior. Bed is a bunk bed like would be in a ship. It looks almost exactly like the room she shared with Queequeg. After her canto, the room's wood is more warm and better taken care of, although still worn. Decorative rope and knots and nets. A small bookshelf. One of the smaller rooms but it's cozy. As long as she doesn't get upset. Can flood in that case.

Rodion: she lives in a freezer someone help her. Looks like a room in an old orphanage or a dorm or group home. The wood floors and walls are very nice and the furniture is elegant but it's all obviously worn and beat up. Her bed is a big canopy bed but it is wobbly and creaky. The room is COLD. She has a small wood stove but it never works.

Dante: literally just their office we see in game. Doesn't have to sleep so they don't have a bed.

Sinclair: a lot like his bedroom in his family home. Nothing really special. Carpet. Probably the most normal room. Tends to catch on fire however if he gets upset. Has a computer.

Outis: highly dependent on her mood. Usually is a small almost tent like enclosure with a sleeping cot and a table. But can fluctuate to a big grand bedroom like she had at home. Sometimes you can hear a baby cry.

Gregor: like Outis can sometimes be a tent with a cot, but is usually the bedroom he recovered from his procedure in. Hospital bed but the wooden walls and floor give it a more homely feeling at least. A small fireplace. Wooden furniture even if it's covered in various medical equipment.