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ISSUE 1279: hard burger

27 july 2025

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im sure will wood is crazy expensive by now but he should make more music for camp here & there anyway

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i have like. aromantic amnesia. every couple days i will straight up forget im aromantic and have a crisis over whether im straight or not

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i like tenna cuz i wish i was a ten foot tall tv headed man with fangs and antennae. at least then my bpd would be charming and charismatic

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like arthur being drawn skinny im fine with, theres canonical reasons for that, but john? you think john has shoulders twice as wide as arthurs and a waist just as skinny as arthurs and gorgeous flowing hair and huge pecs and washboard abs??? fucker probably hates washing his hair almost as much as he hates getting it cut. his ass is not doing any kind of controlled exercise, definitely not one to give him fucking washboard abs, and he is grabbing and eating and sharing absolutely every food he can get his little human hands on. stop drawing him like a hollywood cartoon stereotype and start drawing him like as much of a human as you draw arthur please 😭

everytime john doe is drawn ripped to hell and not even a little fat i take an alternate univers arthur out back and kill him

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everytime john doe is drawn ripped to hell and not even a little fat i take an alternate univers arthur out back and kill him

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i have a lot of thoughts on that scene where the tonies wont leave jedidiah alone until he admits that sydney is hot (sydneys objectification & lack of autonomy through chnt even in a 'positive' light, jedidiahs hand constantly being forced & him being out of control no matter how hard he tries) but unfortunately i dont have the words and objectively. that scene is funny as hell. hi yes hello a cultist is attacking your camp and kidnapped your lover and everyone is losing their minds because of the nightmare energy in the air. im not gonna give you the singular weapon you need to defeat him in which youve paid me to give you until you admit your friend is the sexiest man alive

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never give up on your dreams!

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gonna hold onto my headcanon of sydney being taller than jedidiah by my fingernails

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are you a good person?

no

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(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

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i would do anything if it meant even one person gets hurt

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you know how the train modifies itself to attract new passengers? thank you @sepublic, for this new wave of hell you’ve unleased.

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stuff never no one ever acknowledges about camp here & there

-rowan using the penguins as an army because he's befriended them (it only half works)

-jedidiah using a horrifying plant monster in an underground non euclidean cave to store his diaries

-sydney being able to coerce the plant monster extremely easily while high out of his mind

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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hes curvy and short and has long ass hair and a pretty high voice and hes a fucking MAN!!!!! a MAN!! and he was goth most of his life even

listening to camp here & there is so gender affirming