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Ao3

((Hello all! I have one of these now! If you’d like to keep up with some of my solo writing, you can find it here! 

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i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

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((Hey all! I’ll put my own two cents out here since everyone seems to be deciding. I don’t really want to support this site anymore for obvious reasons. I haven’t been around long, only about a year and a half so I know my presence doesn’t have much of an impact. But! it was a good run. Glad I decided to give it the good old college try. Met good people and had fun times!

I’m in contact off tumblr with most my RP partners already, but if you’d like to write with me or might want to in the future, or just keep in friendly contact, feel free to DM me for my discord!

It was fun, thank you for the good memories! <3

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Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

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Hey guys, thanks to the nsfw purge you’ll have to expect some comic/art reuploads at some point. There are a few of my posts that have mature content in them that I want to save by censoring them. It’s mostly a precaution because I just don’t want to deal with the whole review process if they do get flagged, my experience with it so far has been hell (I’ve had a few sfw posts flagged in the past and it’s taken months to get them fixed). It’s annoying but it’s what’s gotta be done so they can stay, I’ll try to spread them out to make it easier. 

Of course, this also means I have to delete everything else that isn’t salvageable, which is also pretty gutting. I may find another platform to upload these to, who knows, but I’ll be keeping most of it private through messaging on Discord and the like. 

I suggest you guys start thinking about doing the same in the coming weeks. 

Make no mistake, I will still be posting here though! But it will be filtered content from now on. That just may mean I’m a bit quieter since the stuff I enjoy drawing won’t be allowed on here. It’s a shame but there’s little we can do about it now. 

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🌺

Flowers! (accepting)

The sleeping blond barely stirred, having dozed off in a pleasant shaft of golden afternoon sunlight. A rich scent and the feeling of another’s presence did wake him eventually and he blinked up at the woman smiling over him. “O-oh, did I fall asleep? Sorry! Uh… Who are you?” Still half in a dream he thought he might still be sleeping. She was a striking beauty, the like of which he didn’t encounter often. Ezreal found himself flushed and reduced to old, awkward habits. 

He fidgeted before he realized she had, in fact, placed something in his hair. With a tentative hand he reached up and brushed his fingers along the delicate petals. “A flow- a flower? For, for me?” He smiled, his ears turning pink and he sat upright, feeling more comfortable. “Thank you, I don’t get things like this often. That’s kind of you.” His smile was bright and cheery as the setting sun. He scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

@vermilion-bloom

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Flowers! (accepting)

He had been eating a little lunch in the mountains, enjoying the tranquil scenery. With a sigh he leaned against the boulder behind him and began to nod off. The tickling feeling by his ear made him wake with a start and he blinked at what he saw. The little skull face was eerie and reminded him of a place he’d rather forget. He was half way up, one leg bent at the knee as if he were ready to spring up at any moment. The tiny figure backed up and he reached up to the object placed in his hair behind his ear. 

“Th-thank you?” He could not think of why such a creature would be so passive. His fingers found the soft petals of a flower and he cocked his head at the creature. “Who are you? Where did you come from?”

@daughterofchains

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🌺 *wink wink*

Flowers! (accepting)

He had been reading quietly to himself, assuming the mysterious woman was off doing… dark moon things. “Ah!” He lifted his feet off the couch and tilted his head at her. Blue eyes tracked her hands and he felt the soft petals of a flower in his hair. “Oh? Is this some offering or ritual of your people?” The book was put down on the near by table and he fondled the petals a little again. “Does it suit me, at least?” His grin was lop sided and friendly.

@nuova-luna

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Send ‘<3′ and my muse will spill a Romantic Confession!

Example: ‘I just want to kiss someone for a very long time.’

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Send “🌺” to put a flower in my muse’s hair!

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Flower”)

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Send “Who are YOU?” to meet a Muse from one of Muns other blogs!

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E K N

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)  

At his normal age (around 30) he has some experiences, mostly involving men. While he isn’t strictly gay, it just happened to be mostly male partners in his life. He has fancied some ladies, but due to the nature of his profession and how he lives his life, he hasn’t had the time to settle and get to know a woman well enough. Nor has he met a woman who is fine with quick, one night stands.

Even with his minimal experience, he has a broad range of knowledge thanks to his curious years and reading a whole bunch of books. He’s traveled and seen a variety of different ways people court each other and feel about sex, from prudish to celebrated. He himself is a private person and would rather share intimate moments alone with his partner(s). And while he can be awkward and shy depending on his partner, he has at least a basic knowledge of what he’s doing.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He enjoys giving and receiving oral. And probably could be coaxed into some BDSM stuff and sub/dom roles. While he hasn’t had a partner to explore that sort of thing (yet), he is very open minded and generally enjoys fulfilling his partner’s needs. He tends to be a switch because of his want to make his partner happy.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t be into anything ‘dirty’, like urination or scat. Definite turn off.

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

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((Ezreal would be a peridot if he was a Gem in Steven Universe.

Thank you for your time.

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Italian dagger with agate hilt, silver hilt and sheath, 16th century.

from The State Hermitage Museum (Russia)

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sum ezreals

thinking about keeping this blog as my nsfw and having a twitter acc for everything else (hence the different username signed) but let’s see how that goes  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Felt like drawing Ezreal, he was my first 6300 Champion when I started playing :3