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What would you do if u saw this?
It's a bit sloppy, but I have been in an artblock. This is me breaking free
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A comfortable moment of mundanity for a couple monsters on vacation
#Michael's midriff and Gerry's legs are making me insane....#the magnus archives#doorkeay#gerry keay#Michael the distortion my beloved
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#last book i read was Dune (haven't actually finished it yet but ive seen the movies) and you know what? i think i could survive it#im choosing to believe in myself cause i honestly don't think i would make any worse choices than Paul does#polls
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Less awkward
Well... I usually don't really write fanfiction, but instead prefer to stick more directly to the text and focusing on my own visual interpretation for that (unless it is jokey jokes, then all bets are off). But I also am a sucker for casual romance side plots that while being not the main focus of the story still are there and important to the characters and their progression. Hence these kind of scenes don't need much prompting to form in my brain... It was important to me that their dialogue, as I imagined it in their voices, still sounded true to their characters and I tried out several things for the coloration of this to make it als light and fluffy as possible without becoming too kitschy? It is more or less the antithesis to the Lonely scene... also since weird kissing sounds are not a problem in this medium... yeah. Yeah.
#love this#omg that's so cuteee!!#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin#comic
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au where they're happy and it's okay
#love this#omg they're adorableee#the size difference...im obsessed#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#jonmartin
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Michael Shelley wore bell bottoms, they were his favorite kind of pants, he wore them like every day to work in the archives. please picture Michael Shelley in bell bottoms, it's just so perfect. send post
#i know im right#the magnus archives#Michael Shelley x Gerry Keay au: yes Michael is wearing bell bottoms when they first meet and yes Gerry starts#hitting on Michael immediately and yes the bell bottoms are partly to thank for that#tma#magpod#magnus pod#magnus archives#michael shelley#michael shelly#Michael the Distortion#Michael the distortion my beloved#my posts
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personal space?
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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in
#omg that's so cool!#i love Michael's design!#the magnus archives#Michael the Distortion my beloved#gerry keay#doorkeay
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Michael Shelley with a. Big roly poly. A massive one...
(Please tell me this is what a roly poly is... Google said so... Please...)
He has ZERO survival instincts, none at all. He got that at a corruption site and brought it to show Gertrude because he thought it was a cool finding.
#omg that's so cute#us (me and Michael Shelley) autistic bitches really do like potato bugs lol#← potato bugs are what i grew up calling “roly polys”#the magnus archives#michael shelley#Michael the distortion my beloved#gertrude robinson#comic
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My daily jaunt in the abyss
#this is literally everyone i ship with Michael The Distortion lol. just vibing in the Spiral's halls#Michael The Distortion vibes#doorkeay vibes#jonmichael vibes#tma vibes
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daily affirmations: you'll slay that job interview. you're gonna walk into that interview room and cut the interviewer in half, as well as the table, with one clean swing. you won't leave a soul alive in there. blood on the walls and everything
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Erica Peebus - Bats and Brugmansia, 2025 - Acrylic on cradled wood panel
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
#Steal Smoked Fish by The Mountain Goats#i honestly wasn't expecting it to be that one but it makes sense.i have been listening to it a good amount lately#it's really good if you haven't heard it you should the vibes are great
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have i posted this already
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a very soft winterbaron moment
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Real authentic Thunderbolts* dialogue, trust me
#lmao yessss#i NEED the whole Thunderbolts team to meet Zemo#marvel#bucky barnes#helmut zemo#winterbaron#thunderbolts*#yelena belova#john walker
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i really loved you, yknow? ☁️👁️
#love this#omg this is so good!#skirt Jon my beloved <3#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#video#comic#animation
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