|they/them| icon by @chemicataclysm DO U EVER FEEL, LIEK A TIN CAN, FLOATING THOUGH THE SKY, BECAUSE PENNYWISE CAN
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “shinigami eyes” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the chief's son feed an apple to the air
My buddy Ryuzaki pacing: light yagami is lying to us
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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this
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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
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you ever regret several years of your life in a single terrible instant
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