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I wish T_T

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We all know it'll happen

I just HAD to draw Jax over this.

He became a sexyman wayyy too quickly

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Shout-out to the nurse who gave me pills after I had my tonsils out.

Lady walks up to me and asks: "dO yOu tAke piLls?"

I didn't know what she meant, got some ice cream that probably costed a couple hundred bucks tho

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Famous last words

You need to stop being so active. People need to beg to see you update your tumblr again

the famine is over

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My guy is really out here playing bagpipes. Full garb. Aight man.

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Look at this bozo ♥️✨♥️

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My friends and I have issues.

Merry Holidays Tumblr

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I can hear this and it sounds like breaking glass and loud yelling. Probably chanting about twinks too.

SANSWEEP SANSWEEP

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I fukin' D I E D

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since im on a roll about tragedies:

i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.

give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.

give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.

"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."

i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.

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Fun idea: correct someone on the correct their while they're talking out loud. There it is is, that's the whole post.

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Fite me

turns out op of this is cringe. sad ! its a very good image im gonna steal it

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why did you even do that asshole

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Boy I love the summers here. I just wanted to post smthn, so here you go.

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Why stop at one?

for those asking, my blog title is a reference to my Grinch x Tony the Tiger Fanfic, which has indeed been read by a nun and blessed by a priest!