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john fronting right now getting ahold of the tv remote and the first thing he looks up on youtube is the ghostbusters song lmao.
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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we need to get medicated, man. we're so tired of our bullshit.
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funniest thing that happened yesterday when i was fronting was when a teacher had to apologize to us for teasing about pairing us with a guy because we said we don't know him.
while the best thing that happened to me yesterday is that i ate a choco crinkle cookie.
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the difference is that we're conscious/have our own thoughts , while role playing involves putting on a mask or puppeting a character like a doll.
""endo systems" you are just role playing." say that to my host who is scared shitless of role playing as john egbert or dirk strider. 😒
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""endo systems" you are just role playing." say that to my host who is scared shitless of role playing as john egbert or dirk strider. 😒
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it was funny the first time...
#john egbert#dirk strider#dirkjohn#homestuck#my art work.#(( lore: there was a time where dirk went silent for months lol#((john is just being dramatic and dirk is here the whole time he was drawing this and ignoring him
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i'm a changed man. i don't like him anymore. you wouldn't understand.
John is screaming and crying while drawing Dirk and his pretty face. (gay)
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i actually think he's fugly.
John is screaming and crying while drawing Dirk and his pretty face. (gay)
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a couple of doodles of myself because i want to try a new art style. (and i'm using medibang instead of ibis.) we watched a couple of invincible youtube clips yesterday so i could try that. i want to do the styles like from superhero comics if we could find a time to read sometime.
#john egbert#homestuck#my art work.#spiderman comics are a must.#the spideypool issues count too. i guess! (i didn't read them chess did.)#<-(duh! we share memories.) i think they're pretty neat too.#ohhhh theres so many comic art styles to choose from. it's so fun!
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not dating, not friends, but a secret third option (finding each other in the fabric of the universe)
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If you’re watching an 80s sci-fi/horror movie and one of the main characters looks like this
You know you’re in for a TREAT
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I am OBSESSED with this behind the scenes picture of Slimer because look at him, stop what you're doing right now and look at him
He looks like melted ice cream. Why does he look so sad, who hurt him, someone help my fucked up son.
He's looking at that crumpled cup on the side like he rlly wants it but he doesn't wanna move to go get it so he's staring at it like ":("
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Ghostbusters (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman
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