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I took a tiny break from this blog and suddenly Ive been followed by all these people? Whomst the fuck...

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(( shit fam im here for kettle knowing the Dice family. ))

“I’ve known him all my life. He practically raised me- he and father were childhood friends you see.”

“You’ve become quite the young man.” Oh how things change lol

Bonus:

Hendron and Elder Kettle were the original Cuphead and Mugman, where do you think Cuphead got his spunk? His father? Nooooo~ Also as you can see he’s had that cane for a long time.

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bendyinky replied to your post ““If anyone puts a reward for my cane, I will personally beat you with...”

I had to take a double take-cause I though that it said old man booty//

I mean who does that say more about :3c

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“If anyone puts a reward for my cane, I will personally beat you with it.”

“There’s enough fight in this old body for that much.”

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"HELLO." *The robot gave the kettle a little wave*

“Well! Hello there big fella!”

He waves up at the bot, smiling. “What brings you here today, lad?”

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iaintnxsinner:

eldestkettle:

He’s gonna scrutinize them all, checking to see if they’re lying.

“…Very well, lads.” He straightened his cap. “i’ll allow this large scale baking operation. But you know the rules. No rough housing inside, ad if you make a mess, you clean it up. Understood?”

He was going to be keeping an eye on them regardless. But at least it wasn’t a mass of Cupheads…

  “Y-Yes, sir! Understood!” The entire visible Mugman army immediately gave Elder Kettle a hardy salute, all in unison. The were still the polite little mug, through and through, if a bit more..

  chaotic. 

Reckless, maybe. 

 “W..Would’ja like some, ‘fore we hop off?”

“Well.” He smiles and gives the closest Mugman a gentle pat. “If you’re offering. I need to have a sit down, but I’ll be around.”

He prefers to settle in the rocking chair by the porch, enjoying a glass of lemonade and just soaking up the sun’s rays... perhaps he’d been a little too hard on the boys. So far, they just seemed a bit disorganized. He could easily intervene should anything happen, so they’d be ok to be left to their own devices for now...?

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iaintnxsinner:

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“What I THINK is that I see a bunch of Mugmen who are currently not using their powers for good.” He harumphs. “Do you know what good you could do with all these clones, Mugman? Do you? How many people you could be helping cross the street? How many people you could be helping with chores! Think, lads! Think of how much praise and potential pocket money you could get! If you just pooled your powers into something productive!”

He squints. “I’m making myself clear, correct…?”

“We were gonna make is a surprise, Elder Kettle…” About thirty or so of them offer a guilty look to the older porcelain, and about half look away, ashamed. 

 Three speaks up, coming forward with arms crossed and a puffy look to his face. 

 “We’re making sweets for everyone, gramps. You’re right cl-clear here, sir!”

He’s gonna scrutinize them all, checking to see if they’re lying.

“...Very well, lads.” He straightened his cap. “i’ll allow this large scale baking operation. But you know the rules. No rough housing inside, ad if you make a mess, you clean it up. Understood?”

He was going to be keeping an eye on them regardless. But at least it wasn’t a mass of Cupheads...

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Me: ok yes time to draw ocs now that it's winding down-

Mugmen: ANARCHY!!!!!

Me: *sighs, heads off to be Elder Kettle to at least stop them from burning everything down*

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iaintnxsinner:

eldestkettle:

Elder Kettle is not amused.

He’s noticed everything that’s been happening at last. And he’s going to clear his throat loudly, and tap his foot…

He doesn’t look happy. At all.

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“I-IT AIN’T WHAT YA THINK, WE SWEAR!” A few of the yell in harmony, while another few wave and try and cover up the Mug One hanging from the flag pole. 

“What I THINK is that I see a bunch of Mugmen who are currently not using their powers for good.” He harumphs. “Do you know what good you could do with all these clones, Mugman? Do you? How many people you could be helping cross the street? How many people you could be helping with chores! Think, lads! Think of how much praise and potential pocket money you could get! If you just pooled your powers into something productive!”

He squints. “I’m making myself clear, correct...?”

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Muse:

Mun:

Reblog this with one GIF that describes you and one that describes your muse!

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Elder Kettle is not amused.

He’s noticed everything that’s been happening at last. And he’s going to clear his throat loudly, and tap his foot...

He doesn’t look happy. At all.

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Rebagel if you’re open to Skype/Discord RP with folks you trust.

vin-robles:

Because some days, the blog format just ain’t doin’ it.

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look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.

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Take some cup bros in pain :“)

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>_>)