thedirtybrotherkiller

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It’s so good to see you again.

A write up will be made detailing everything planned for Storyshift. Please look forward to it!

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just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

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tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

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Hawkeye’s my favorite Marvel character I love this disaster man. He accessorizes with band-aids because he’s never heard of a watch.

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How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

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whaT THE FUCK

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oh hey starfir- 

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That is so cute.

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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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hey now, how old are ya? not asking about the host body. curious since a bunch of humans tend to be kids. dont mind the question if it bothers you.

I'm 19! Guess I'm the outlier in this equation or something, huh?

Also I don't know what outlier means pfft

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spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can, makes bad puns, laughs with sans, baddie crooks, catch these hands, look oooooout, here comes the spiderman - char char real smooch (marvel au/spiderman!chara shift)

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the ending of megalovania seamlessly goes into the beginning of megalovania and im sitting here listening to it on loop and all i can think is “the second time you hear it you dont think ‘oh, someone’s playing megalovania again’ you think ‘megalovania is a lot longer than i thought’” in john mulaney’s voice

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“I attract canonmates”

A sigil for fictionkin who feel like they can’t find anyone from their canons! Best of luck to you guys and here’s hoping this sigil will help you find who you’re looking for!

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i made a list of all my chara timelines and what the fuck there’s 23 of them??????? im 23 chara’s what the fuuuuuck - char char real smooth

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My name’s Chara, I’m seventeen, and I never fucking learned how to SPARE.

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Sorry for sliding in your inbox like this but we should probably make a Swap Pap fan club honestly,,,

HELL TO THE FUCKING YES WE SHOULD!!