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A hexagonal storm with a diameter of 25,000 km raging at the north pole of Saturn.
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Little Lord 44 enjoying an extremely luxurious afternoon
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Lots of activity at the local mudhole -- deer, pheasant, badger & stoat tracks, plus a closeup of the little stoat toes.
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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up. You were never quite young as much as you were just pre-old
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
#hot tamales lovers represent#once again I must complain about the UK's lack of cinnamon-flavored candy#some of us -- not the British obvs -- are just trying to enjoy ourselves here#swedish fish would be my alternative order & less-flattering diagnosis#aside: the other day I was thinking about concession candy -- specifically rasinets#an utterly vile concoction if ever there was one#and I thought to myself: oho I bet those demons would be right up the British alley#and Wikipedia bears out my hateful gastronomical analysis as follows:#'In the United Kingdom chocolate raisins are considered a classic sweetshop confectionery . . .#Around Christmas time chocolate raisins are also sold with [other] chocolate coatings as a festive treat in boxed packaging.'#HA! 'festive treat'! as if! that's the kind of lives these people are living#in which horrible-looking unpredictable-flavor-having garbage nuggets#are considered a 'festive treat'#nothing like some fake rabbit shit to raise your spirits after toiling in the mines all day I guess
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Northern Caiman Lizard (Dracaena guianensis), family Teiidae, found across NW and north central South America
Aquatic, feeds on large snails
photograph by BryGuy Reptiles
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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went to my gf's house for dinner. had her drink the wine her parents offered me in case it was poisoned. needless to say they were impressed by my political savviness and her one-sided willingness to die for me
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Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt
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Wunking and entering
#wanton violence#not the private dressage session I initially thought we might get#I was quite surprised that the animal did not flip his wig & bolt#when the glass panel shattered#clearly a hardened criminal accustomed to this process
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False burnet moth pupa inside basket cocoon, Urodidae, Ecuador
Often found in areas with heavy rainfall, these net or basket-like cocoons allow rain to fall through the cocoon rather than saturate it. The long thread suspending the cocoon serves to keep scavenging ants away from the developing moth.
Photos by Andreas Kay
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