i want fangs and the ability to spit venom. ive earned the right.
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extremely random question. but why do you think Coluans are green and/or blue?
I feel like this might have been canon at one point, but my personal favorite theory is that they have chlorophyll in their skin which allows them to produce their own energy source. So the green/blue are from the cellular similarity they have to plants.
No reason why they couldn't have green skin just because, but I've always liked the idea of sentient beings who photosynthesize, and it makes sense for Coluans, who are technoorganic, to have a steady energy supply
Also it explains why brainy rarely eats (though he probably needs more sunlight than he usually gets, I like to imagine he has sun lamps in his labs)
Plus then they use carbon dioxide to do the energy exchange, which means they're ALSO "green" (environmentally friendly)!!
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Rose: You may be single and childless, but you are totally a dorky dad.
Dick: I don’t think i like your tone, young lady.
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*seductively throws a molotov cocktail*
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Gerard Way’s “no chill” policy
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I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
Thank you
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I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.
I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂
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By Stjepan Sejic
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“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
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{this user wants you to toss them their keys}
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Tim shut up he’s trying to kill you
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