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Okay, now I'm curious. Reblog this and put in the tags whether you play an instrument (if so, what instrument?), what your favourite TMA character is, and your thoughts on Jonah Magnus.

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And you will see me now

This is our world now

All my art looks exactly the same whoops

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Working at the Magnus Institute sounds horribly scary tbh, not because of eldritch dread powers or anything like that, but because Elias Bouchard only needs to take a quick look at me to Know that i fantasize about him spitting into my mouth.

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i want that twink Obliterated

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Please, I just love thinking about Elias having fun at the expense of others.

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The song 'Jolene' but instead it's the spouses of Albrecht, Mordechai and Barnabas singing about how Jonah won't stop seducing their husbands to gain donors for his institute.

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*bonk*

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honestly i think [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] doesn't quite capture the essence of the sexy little noises Elias makes as he bashes Leitner's head in.

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This is the Elias experience.

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Okay but hear me out.

At some point during seasons 1-4 Elias says something ominous to Jon and then adds “an old friend of mine used to say that the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it”. Jon blinks once, twice and then answers: “Elias, that’s just a quote by Oscar Wilde”.

Silence. No one ever mentions this again.

Fast-forward to the middle of the apocalypse when Martin sees Jon stumble and suddenly say, completely unprompted: “He was friends with Oscar Wilde??????”

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I totally don't hope that a certain heart of the Magnus Institute and Pupil of the Eye won't follow this definitely not suspicious cake trail to my own home... Where I can question him to my hearts content....

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mr. lukas, quick question: how do you live with the fact that your husband was your ancestor's sugar baby?

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NO SWEARING in my good ELDRITCH ARCHIVE

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@ Mr. Bouchard please tell me to watch my mouth <3

Still mad Elias never got a line in which he scolds someone for swearing in his presence. I would've ate that shit up.

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artists who draw jonalias wearing gay little heels deserve so many rights, i love u

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It was just a blooper, I know, but this still did something to me

Still mad Elias never got a line in which he scolds someone for swearing in his presence. I would've ate that shit up.

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Still mad Elias never got a line in which he scolds someone for swearing in his presence. I would've ate that shit up.