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bart came late and the train car i got in is covered in piss and shit

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fist fight at my home bart station like cmon guys it's 6am i haven't even gotten on bart yet

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not a guy but you could get me pregnant I mean whossid that.

i've been lowkey dreaming about giving someone a creampie lately but unfortunately i have this stupid ass vagina. i'll figure it out just for you. i'll be the first

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ur literalllyyyy my hot new bombshell except u havent just entered the villa I’ve been here for 5 years or something 4.5 idk a while now idk love u though love u sm chava keep posting about that anime man cock!

you've wanted to fuck me for 5 years⁉️ let's get together at the love island recoupling make sure you pick me 🙂‍↕️

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there's a fucking international girlfriend day and it's the day i have my pap smear scheduled . at least someone is gonna have their hands up my pussy that day

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ugh fine it's bed time i guess i'll stop posting about foreskin and breeding men

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⬆️girl who is being dragged out to get drinks tmo after work

when my friends make me go out on a weeknight i feel like a mummy that was just defrosted from the ice age but it's like my pussy defrosted first if that makes sense

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when my friends make me go out on a weeknight i feel like a mummy that was just defrosted from the ice age but it's like my pussy defrosted first if that makes sense

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Can i pitch a videogame to you on the premise it has a sad wet cat old man with trauma and enough strength to level a building?

i have never played a video game in my life but i have played with my pussy thinkin about old men so feel free

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me on a date: so would you be open to me breeding you

me on love island explaining how i can get one of the guys pregnant

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me on love island explaining how i can get one of the guys pregnant

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hey I’m drunk asfuck I’m not going to lie I’m typing this with one eye cuz I can’t see but listen. I need butch cock OR. I need ur cock. Ur fine asf I’m watching love island and thinking damn if chava was in here I’d fuck her

a hot new bombshell has entered the villa and it's literally chava eliasbouchardslut . would you guys pick me at the recoupling? would we fuck nasty on live tv?

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i need to fucking vomit on his dick and lick the remnants out of his foreskin

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i need to fucking vomit on his dick and lick the remnants out of his foreskin

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this stupid fandom won't write the absolute depravity i need so i guess i need to write it myself