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This is mostly a "me problem" as I definitely don't give out my number often and have high expectations for a world addicted to emojis, but I'm still a little sad that most people will never hear my voicemail messages on my cell's answering machine.

I literally change it up weekly to monthly and have a blast. Not to toot my own horn but I'm super funny when I want to be.

But lately I've been having some pretty good fun with all the scammers and randos that call in.

On this last one, I told them that they've reached the scream hotline and encourage them to just scream into my answering machine.

It may not have been the funniest one I've done but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Hey, you've reached [name] at the scream hotline. Everyone at some point has had a bad day. And you know what I think, I think you should just belt one out right now. Let It out. Scream as loud as you can. Believe me, it will make you feel better. [In a whisper tone] But between you and me, if your boss is listening, just jot down a number and scream to some later. If that happens to be me, don't worry, I promise I won't answer phone. So get ready to scream in 3,2,1...

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My phone is mocking me

I have to do a project for my Korean language class. It's super short and simple, maybe a three to four minute speech/presentation on a topic related to Korean culture that we find interesting. And we're supposed to somehow relate it to how it's similar or different from our culture while providing subject specific vocabulary so that our other classmates can learn.

I have been having such a freaking hard time trying to narrow it down and keep it concise.

I know I want to do it on Korean poetry. Specifically, a poet 정끝별 Jung Kut-boyl and I wanted to do it around her poem 가지가 담을 넘을 때

"when a branch crosses over a wall."

But I've been having trouble not making it so complicated and using simplistic words while adding a new vocabulary.

And then my phone decided to mock me in Korean.

Ugh, if only I could...

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"I always meant to do that, but I intensely don't want to. So I haven't gotten around to it, yet." Doyle, Angel S1E4

This is absolutely one of the most relatable quotes I've ever encountered, especially when it comes to certain tasks at work.

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Skeptical / confused / wtf /excuse me

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Motivational part 1

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How are you feeling responses part 2

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How are you responses part 1

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Yes / correct

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Cocky / I knew it

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