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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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father and daughter ⛈

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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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a lot of media assumes robots would be immortal but i think its a lot more interesting to explore robots dealing with their parts wearing down and battery life shortening and all the horrible little failings that come with being a complicated machine. sure they can replace parts but you'd assume you cant completely ship of theseus them, or it'd have pretty big rammifications on their sense of identity. idk. give me robots with distinct, unique signs of aging. as a treat.

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their polyamorous swag

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most unrealistic part of the stormlight archive is that there isn't at least one rival faction of artifabrians within the alethi court who openly despise navani kholin and every conclusion her engineers have ever reached. if these books were realistic she would be getting into long-winded academic spats with her opponents over minutiae that no one outside of artifabrian circles understands which contribute nothing of good to humanity. on multiple occasions navani has debated quietly asking jasnah if she knows any good assassins she can borrow to take out the leaders of the academics who oppose her. unfortunately this was deemed unethical so hatefucking the hot evil crab lady will have to do

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hey girl. slaps your penis like a spring door stopper