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The epic tale of TacoByrrd

Co wrote a fic with @elliebyrrdwrites for @wrathful-wrackspurt and it was chaos in the best way.

Here's some memes to tell you guys what happened 🤣

And @erin-orolin being our amazing alpha/beta like:

Anyway, the fic is an infidelity by HEA for everyone

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66735532

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Thanks to @wrathful-wrackspurt for her Birthday WTIYS challenge, @thetacowrites and I have come together to write a short fic (two chapters) of our drabbles gone awry. Maybe Taco will post the story of how exactly this went down, but it was so much fun to work with her. My life has gotten infinitely better with her in it and her writing and creativity continues to blow me away!

Theodore Nott seeks an escape from the exhausting mundane of his life and ends up at a Muggle therapy session where he is surprised by the attendance of one Hermione Granger. The two give in to their lust and need to be with each other, much to their current partners' dismay.

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Ron Weasley is drowning his sorrows at a bar when he's ambushed by an equally brokenhearted Draco Malfoy. The two fuck and heal their hurt together.

Read on ao3!

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So many questions!

WIP Name Game

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

Thanks for the tag @chiquita-3! Titles are always something I come up with right before posting usually, so my WIP docs all have boring names 🤣

* Ronsy Fest

* Drarry & Ron Auror partners

* Charlie/Draco

* Romione expansion

* Ron/Pansy joke shop

* Ten Years fic

* Misfits

* Wedding Dramione

* Ear pieces

Gosh I have too many things half-written 😅 tagging @aurorasleeps-27 @zeebee3 @sweet-s0rr0w @lemonlimelea @thetacowrites @elliebyrrdwrites @wrathful-wrackspurt and anyone else who wants to do this!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger Additional Tags: POV Draco Malfoy, Dubious Consent, Consent, Unreliable Narrator, Vampire Draco Malfoy, Vampire Sex, Vampire Bites, Soulmates, Virgin Draco Malfoy, Sexually Experienced Hermione Granger, Sexually Inexperienced Draco Malfoy, Horny Draco Malfoy, He just wants to fuck, Dead or Alive - Freeform, Minor Character Death, Major Character Undeath, Embedded Images, Smut, Vaginal Sex, Frottage, Blood, Gore, Blood As An Aphrodisiac, Draco is a vampire after all Summary:

He died. Draco Malfoy died and something inside of him broke. And he was never going to be the same again. Dead but existing. Alive but dead. Until her. Until she came looking for the monster within.

She was fire in the dark. She was chaos. She was a demon. And he had broken her too.

Written for the Deflower Draco 2025 challenge on AO3 and tumblr.

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Drabble from what I’m currently working on: new wip coming (soon?)

Draco had always figured that Granger had managed a way out, along with the rest of the Golden Trio, because they had just…disappeared. One by one, everyone just disappeared.

But she didn’t. She was alive and so was he and something about it caused his brain to stutter as he waited for something to happen. She’s picking him apart, scanning the coat buttoned up to hide all his secrets.

The witch has always been clever.

“I have money.” She says it with a lift of her chin. “It’s yours,” her twitchy fingers creep into the pocket of her dingy denims. She could have a weapon, but her eyes are burning with so much anger, he knows that she isn’t lying. She wants to pay him off to let her go.

Her confidence melts away, eyebrows pushing together in confusion as she pulls the lining of her pockets out. There’s lint and dust floating to the ground. She hasn’t a sickle to her name, but it doesn’t matter.

Because Blaise has been silently creeping down the ladder she must have jumped. Just as she looks down to her empty pockets, Blaise comes up behind her.

“Ron,” She hisses the name just before the butt of the Blaises gun cracks into the back of her head.

Granger’s eyes close as her body crumples forward. Draco’s arms open on instinct, catching her before she can crash into ground covered in piss.

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gorgeous.

happy birthday Draco.

Birthday Boyyyyy Surprise! 🎁💝🫣

He’s waiting very patiently for his present 😌

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Take a bow, Draco, the show is over.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59762254/chapters/152437105

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A blip and a bloop is not all we are.

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There’s two different lists!!

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It’s on!!

Happy 1st of May! 🌼

May is finally here! But sadly, this years beloved @microficmay is not.

@uncannycerulean and I were itching to get back into the writing groove, and with support from the microficmay mods, decided to create a daily prompt list in spirit of the event.

Any fandom, any ship! Feel free to tackle all 31, or just the ones that spark inspiration! For any prompts that aren't scratching the itch, there is an alterative list to choose from.

It's low-key, unserious, unofficial, meaning there is no ao3 collection to post to. Simply join in and have fun as you wish. And of course, this whole idea would not exist without the wonderful @microficmay starting it all. As this is not part of the official event, please refrain from tagging or using hashtags related to the official account, though we will all try to share the love for your works as much as possible! ❤️

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Last Line Tag

The rule is show the last line you’ve written. It’s an open tag so anyone go for it. I think everyone I know has been tagged so please feel free to add yours if not!!

“We were separated by layers of time and space. Connected by ink and paper. Until now. “The river is not as treacherous as it seems.” I tell her, but in my heart, I think it might be a lie.”

This is new and really I am influenced by the fuckery that is Poe.

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Last line tag

Thanks for the tag @lemonlimelea. Here’s the last line I wrote, plus it counts as wip Wednesday, so two posts wrapped in one 😆

“Hello, by the way,” Draco says, the hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth. He folds his arms loosely against his chest, leaning a shoulder against the doorframe.

The rule is show the last line you’ve written. It’s an open tag so anyone go for it, I can’t remember who has done this or not! Tagging @autumnweeen @augustaoctavia87 @baits-witch @elliebyrrdwrites @thetacowrites @wrathful-wrackspurt @zeebee3 @so-scarlett-maroon @mourningliliesmorningglories - ohh I don’t know who to tag, everyone have at it 😂

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Real Talk

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

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First Line Tag Game

Thank so much for the tag, @malfoyesque! You can read hers here

Rules are: post the first line(s) from the last 10 fics you've updated or posted (or however many fics you have, if less than 10).

Let's do this!

Catastrophic Blues (Pansy/Hermione, 1.9 k, OS)

Pansy stared at her reflection in the cloudy mirror.

Cross The Line (Arthur/Hermione, 47k, WIP)

Molly was leaving him. 

Pink Pygmy Club (Ginny/Daphne, 3.3k, OS)

Daphne looked around the shabby little pub. (I am on a sapphic kick recently)

A Cock and Bull Story (Draco/Hermione, 16 k, 2/2 ch)

She was there again.

Plundering Pansy Parkinson's Psyche (Pansy/Hermione, 2k, OS)

The large, black hound wound quickly through the halls of the castle.

Plowing Greengrass  (Harry/Astoria, 2k, OS)

The first time he saw her was Harry’s second game as a Wasp.

Will you be mine, Lupercalentine? (Draco/Hermione, 25k, 3/3 Complete)

As she walked into the ministry, Hermione couldn’t help but feel as though she’d forgotten something.

So, What’s It Like? (Ron/Harry, 2.6k, OS)

“So, what’s it like?” Ron was looking at him across the table at the Leaky, pint in hand and so nonchalant, anyone watching would assume he’d just asked Harry about the weather or his day.

(Not just f/f, see! I write m/m too!)

And If I Get Burned... (Hermione/Draco 6.6k, OS)

Hermione frowned.

Six Ways To Sunday (Hermione/Draco/Harry/Fred/Gerorge/Charlie/Bill, 21.3k, WIP)

Hermione looked around at the group.

It seems I like to start fics by setting the scene or showing what is going on with Hermione lol. She's always my main HP love. This was so fun! I am going to ask the following lovely people to play along with me:

Tagging @elliebyrrdwrites @augustaoctavia87 @vannminner @onebedtorulethemall @baits-witch @erin-orolin @wrathful-wrackspurt @sailtomarina

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the more i love him the more he'll suffer tbh

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This may turn into another first pov narrative coming soon.

The bathtub stays cool, even in the summer. No water, just your bare feet against the cool fiberglass walls. There’s no need to wash, you’ll never get clean. But the heat is unbearable. It’s heavy and crawls up your neck, collects at the small of your back.

But the empty bath is cool enough to choke it out, a temporary relief of the world scorching across your shoulders.

You’re not sure it’s worth it, really, in the end. But something, eventually, has to be.

So you press your skin to the cool white surface and pray to the appliance gods. You ask them to repair a superficial wound instead of treating the debridement of the deeper wounds below.

When the surface of the tub begins to warm up from the heat of your skin, you clamber out, naked as the day you were born and pick up the loose string that is connected to the collection of cadaver heads you’ve accumulated throughout the years. Yours is coming loose, and soon, it will be added to the string. You’ll walk around, without your eyes and no longer see the crimes you commit. You’ll just be a body with a purpose.

Though, your heart will probably be at the bottom of an empty bathtub.

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I hate posting drabbles on instagram. So I took the WTIYS and put it on here instead. Maybe later I’ll add it to canvas but ughhhh. I’m lazy. The prompt was “what could possibly go wrong?” With marriage law.

What could possibly go wrong, they said.

Shipped off to a pureblood. A mare for breeding. A sacrifice for the greater good. A punishment for constantly questioning the establishment. A life sentence.

The manor sits on top of a hill and it is full of eccentric pieces of art and hidden passages. It’s full of ghostly figures that recited scripture as they drift through the walls.

Theo Nott is crazy, she is certain of it. A gene passed down from his dead father.

What could possibly go wrong?

He likes it when she yells. Gets aroused when she starts to break things.

Dishes thrown against a wall, echoing in tandem with his laughter. Not just any kind of dish will do for a pureblood prat. The good ones. Porcelain, it has a certain ring to it. Musical, tinkling. Something beautiful destroyed. Shattered. He doesn’t bother to clean them up. The halls are littered with it. Evidence of a forced union that was full of hate.

What could possibly go wrong?

At night, he instigates a fight until she’s so mad that he lets her wrestle him to the floor. Wicked eyes with a smile to match. It taunts her, cajoling her into forcing her lips into his, just to shut him up.

At breakfast, he insults her cooking before sneaking under the table so that he can nip his way up her thighs.

Hermione hates him. Hates that he knows how to make her break, shattering just like the porcelain littering the manor.

Hates his delighted laughter when she tells him to fuck off, shoving him away from her wet sex. Hates the way she continues to pulse around nothing as she storms away from the table.

What could possibly go wrong?

What went wrong is that Theo has plans for the ministry. He has plans that will make them regret trying to punish Hermione Granger. Plans to shatter the establishment like a stack of fragile dishes.

What went wrong is that she doesn’t hate him at all. What went wrong is that, together, they would take over the world.