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[ellieshouldntexist]

dreamsmp members once they get a s/o

thank you all so much for the love on my first post omg <333 i've been seeing "headcanons" going around so id like to do some!! this is how i think dreamsmp members would tell their audience they have a s/o :)

people in this hc; dream, sapnap, george, wilbur soot, etc <3

id also like to say im sorry for using the enderian letter i in my previous post, its a preset on my keyboard and i didnt even think about it. i will try my hardest to not use it in the future, anyways ...

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　enjoy　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Dream ☆ ;

ok so first off he's faceless (duh) so it's not like he can just show you off

but god does he talk about you on stream a lot

will sometimes have you come sit in his lap while he streams and have you read donos and subs for him while also interacting with viewers

would probably post a picture of you with patches :))

twt will obsess over you

Sapnap ☆ ;

sapnap, oh sapnap, what do i say about sapnap

would probably mention it once then never again because he wants you to himself and only himself

would probably use the fact he's dating you as comebacks

"at least i can get a girlfriend"

but off-stream, total softie.

George ☆ ;

mr not found himself

he's super happy to have you but is probably in the same boat as sapnap

might show you off to stream every once in a while but aside from that he doesn't want to bother people with his personal life

will randomly post pictures of the both of you on his socials

Wilbur Soot ☆ ;

oh wilbur my beloved

100% would want to show you off any second he can

"guys look at how cute y/n is today"

isnt embarrassed to shower you with kisses in front of chat

even when you aren't there he's constantly talking about you to chat

"guys last night y/n did the sweetest thing"

twt loves you guys #powercouple

Karl Jacobs ☆ ;

oh karl, our sweet karl

he would totally have you come in during some of his streams just to be affectionate

"y/n come lay in my lap i miss you"

would randomly @ you on twt even if you're right next to each other

@y/t/n hi can i have a kiss

Quackity ☆ ;

BIG Q AYYYYYEEE

makes you come say hi to the stream just so he can prove you exist

"guys they're real see look AND they're hot and sexy ayyyyy"

off-stream he's such a softie tho

chat loves you what can I say, always siding with you rather than him

[ellieshouldntexist]

Cupids Chokehold-Wilbur Soot

so just bare with me for a second, ⟟ was listening to music on youtube and the song “Cupids Chokehold” by Gym Class Heros started playing and ⟟ just kept thinking about what it would be like for Wilbur to sing it about you to his stream? So now i’m writing an imagine about it. This is my first genuine Tumblr post and ⟟ don’t really get how this platform works so be nice.

let me set the scene; you’re sitting next to Wilbur in his office and he’s doing a causal “just chatting” stream with you.

“chat ⟟ recently learned the chords to this song and it reminded me a lot of Y/N and i’s relationship, and since she's here i’d like to play it for you guys and get her genuine reaction.” 

“oh god. i’m scared?”

“don’t be darling, ⟟ bet you will enjoy it”

“Take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one ⟟ got”

“Not much of a girlfriend, ⟟ never seem to get a lot”

you start so smile and admire your boyfriends elegant singing voice.

“its been some time since we last spoke, this is gonna sound like a bad joke but mama ⟟ fell in love again, its safe to say ⟟ have a new girlfriend”

“and ⟟ know it sounds so old, but cupids got me in a chokehold and i’m afraid ⟟ might give in, towels on the mat, my white flag is wavin’“

“⟟ mean she even cooks me pancakes and alka seltzer when my tummy aches”

you think of how you wake him up with fresh pancakes every chance you get and the amount of times you've had to nurse him back to health after he eats too many.

“if that ain’t love then ⟟ don’t know what love is”

“we even got a secret handshake, and she loves the music that my band makes”

LOVEJOY !!

“⟟ know i’m young but if ⟟ had to choose her or the sun id be one nocturnal son of a gun”

oh wilbur, you already are one nocturnal son of a gun

“take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one ⟟ got”

“not much of a girlfriend, ⟟ never seem to get a lot”

“its been a while since we talked last and i’m trying hard not to talk fast but dad i’m really thinkin’ ⟟ may have found the one, the type of girl that will make you proud of your son”

at this point you are literally blushing so hard and chat is going feral.

“and ⟟ know you heard the last song, about girls that didn’t last long, but ⟟ promise this is on a whole new plane, ⟟ can tell by the way she says my name”

literally any of his songs can apply to this statement.

“⟟ love it when she calls my phone, she even got her own ringtone”

“if that ain’t love then ⟟ don’t know what love is.”

“its gonna be a long drive home but ⟟ know as soon as ⟟ arrive home and ⟟ open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor, she’ll be back into my arms once more for sure”

“take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one ⟟ got”

“not much of a girlfriend, ⟟ never seem to get a lot”

“she’s got a smile that would make a senile annoying old man bite his tongue”

“i’m not done”

“she’s got eyes comparable to sunrise, and it doesn't stop there, man ⟟ swear, she's got porcelain skin of corse she's a ten, and now she’s got her own song”

“but movin’ on”

“she's got the cutest laugh i’ve ever heard and we can be on the phone for three hours not sayin’ one word and ⟟ would still cherish every moment, and when ⟟ start to build my furniture she's the main component.”

“call it dumb luck, call it love or whatever you call it but everywhere ⟟ go ⟟ keep her picture ⟟n my wallet like here”

you show chat how he literally has a polaroid of the two of you in his wallet.

“take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one ⟟ got”

you grab his face and give him the biggest kiss before melting into his arms

“⟟ don’t know about you chat but ⟟ think she enjoyed it?”

you'll end up seeing clips of this on twitter forever, twt thinks this is the cutest thing ever.

ANYWAYS HOW WAS MY FIRST TUMBLR POST HAHAHA

[ellieshouldntexist]

how the honk does tumblr work 🧍🏻‍♀️