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"What good, this heart of stone, for it to be shattered?"

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COMPUTER. ENHANCE

After a lot of testing and a healthy dose of stress, the party are readying for one last adventure to mark the end of an era. But something feels different…

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After a lot of testing and a healthy dose of stress, the party are readying for one last adventure to mark the end of an era. But something feels different…

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baldur's gate 3 + text posts → 2/?

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

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Do you think Balduran and Ansur ever… um… while in dragon form…

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"My Lord Myrkul gave me the one thing I desired - the one thing that no other god could grant me. My daughter's life returned. Her heart beating once more."

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really subtle emps. really demure <3

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Confession: Hardly any of you fuckers want to bang Ketheric. You're all for old man yaoi until its an actual old man, COWARDS

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WAIT. MINTHARA/ORIN CANON FUCKED?

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Storyboard sequence I made from the video game "Baldur's Gate 3"!! Love Karlach.

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post i saw in a BG3 group is like "Wulbren just needs love, i could fix him" and the comments are just a bunch of "Barcus we know that's you, you deserve better"

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im here to second the confession about graysparrow's aradin x rugan fic. i'll be out having a normal day walking between classes and suddenly it pops into my mind and i nearly keel over, grasping my chest, tears in my eyes, acting like i'm going into cardiac arrest. graysparrow when i catch you graysparrow

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being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

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WAIT ✋😔

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i have not sinned against vlaakith. she has sinned against me.