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were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? were you writing a book? were you a sleeper-cell spy? in fifty years will all this be declassified? and you'll confess why you did it… and i'll say good riddance ’cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden…. I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY IN YOUR RENTAL CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. and in the plain sight you hid……. and you are what you did…… and i’ll forget you but i’ll never forgive…. the smallest man who ever lived.

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this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

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Taylor with a fan at the 15 And Mahomies charity gala event today! (Via harrysanta)

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‘who’s afraid of little old me’ is dear reader’s older, much more terrifying sister who’s filled to the brim with female rage and unresolved trauma

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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Sharing this here too

I do not usually make posts like this but recently I have seen a lot of content on Instagram, Twitter and I think tiktok too misunderstanding the meaning of intrusive thoughts, which may cause people experiencing them to be upset.

I have tried to shortly explain the difference of impulsive and intrusive and hope it will help people to understand and use the words correctly.

Reblogs are very much appreciated!

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Stevie Nicks wrote a poem for “THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT”

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Ed Balls

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Happy Ed Balls day everyone

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You come to me, on the day of Ed Balls…

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Taylor referencing herself in Clara Bow is like when you read the book's title in the middle of a chapter

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Taylor swift in "Down Bad"

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and for a fortnight there we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather now you’re in my backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers i wanna kill her

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised us

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i wish a cold pillow tonight for everyone expect for the people who said 31 songs was too much. if you ruin the amount of output for the rest of us I might just have to take your pillow. and I will rip it up and bite it and then tell you that if 31 songs tortures you the pillow is not coming back.