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agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there

so now she has this stupid hat.

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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This is not fandom related, but I just wanted to show off what I would've what I did this semester for a homework assignment. It's really pretty and really cool.

This is my chaos blanket. I recently remembered that I know how to knit.

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Hello, welcome to the table fandom

It's been a while

I am gonna list some things about Rochester, New York, that I feel like people in general rather than in this fandom or not in this fandom should know I love my hometown my home city that's why I bring it up so much that's why one of my OCs Rochester is an OC that is my favorite OC to talk aboutThat's why I have literal fan fixed. That's why I'm always making incorrect quotes with Rochester in them. I know the obsession with Rochester can be annoying. I don't consider a session. I think it's Hometown pride so here are some things about Rochester that I just thought you should know.

Number one Rochester is the home of Kodak George Eastman, a guy that was involved with cameras George Eastman created Kodak

Was the home of Susan Anthony and Frederick Douglas and also the home of the Susan me Anthony museum,at her house

The home of the toy Hall of Fame at the Strong national Museum of play

Not so much a Rochester, but like the county that Rochester is in has a college called St. John Fisher, I used to go there that hosts the bills training camp

Spider-Man a scene from Spider-Man the amazing Spider-Man two was filmed here in Rochester. It was a big deal when it happened and it's like a core memory for me.

It's the birthplace of Wegmans you know that joke the New York called the Wegmans sucks butt call the New York call yeah

Is the lilac capital of America we are famous for our lilac bushes 

I hope you enjoy this. I might start posting again. It's summer for me so

I just wanted to talk about my hometown a little bit. I hope that's OK. I have some head cannons for Rochester too. He smells like lilacs.

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“... where's Mel?”

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Peter wakes up to an alert from his bank app. "$25,000 has been deposited into your account." Which is weird, because Peter Parker does not have $25,000. He barely has $25.

His first thought? "Oh my god, did I get hacked?" His second thought? "Wait, who would hack me to give me money?" Then he sees the note attached: “For services rendered. Expect more next week.” Services? And that’s when it hits him.

Last week, Spider-Man took down every major crime ring in Queens. Now criminals are just leaving cash in places labeled “For The Spider” like he’s some urban legend crime lord.

The worst part? It’s working. Crime is at an all-time low. Even the cops are impressed. And then it gets worse.

Peter swings down to stop some guy shaking down a bodega owner, webs him to a lamppost, and the guy just nods at him like it’s a business transaction.

"Thanks, boss. Money's already in the usual spot." Peter stares. “I—NO. That’s not—You know you're still going to jail.” But now he just feels bad. Like. The guy thinks he did what he was supposed to.

Captain America is horrified. Tony is proud. Doctor Strange is taking bets on how long this lasts.

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I’m not dead

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My brain is on the Sims so I'm bringing it into this

Oh, he definitely hates it especially he hates. He hates how California and Oklahoma are together and they're married and their marriage is still going well and they just have this ridiculous amount of kids, even though it's just for and now because he's a single father and has three kids cause Eliza left him and he had two science babies as a single parent. He literally just appalled to see this thriving couple and he's struggling with a toddler and two newbornsand the toddler. Austin doesn't like his siblings. He doesn't like the fact that he has siblings.

But also, if this is like Sims based stories like honestly, honestly, this could be a totally awesome plot, just Oklahoma and California with their four kids their dog I mean technically Texas also has three kids and a dog but I think Texas would absolutely be so jealous at the fact that their marriage is going strong and his marriage fell apart and now he's a single father with three kids and of course he wanted two more so we had to science kid science babies are basically girl clones of himself, Dallas and Taylor and Austin and California and Oklahoma are having the best time showing up like they're in a grocery store or something and like California and Oklahoma thought it would be a good idea to bring all the California thought it would be a good idea to bring the whole family grocery shopping and it absolutely was not a great idea and Texas has no choice but to bring all three kids grocery shopping because he has three kids and no one else to take care of them 

Do you think California has a type like do you think he just likes guys who are sort of rough around the edges tough guys like I don't know New York, Texas, Oklahoma the entire Northeast

Oh 100% he has a type

He likes people who will not take his bullshit. Arguing with someone is his thing 🤭

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Most of the Northeast would not take his bullshit actually literally all of the Northeast Texas likes to equally argue with California Oklahoma probably dating California out of their because they both hate Texas and he’s just doing it. He does care about California and does not take California’s bullshit, but the fact that it pisses off Texas is a plus for both of them

Do you think California has a type like do you think he just likes guys who are sort of rough around the edges tough guys like I don't know New York, Texas, Oklahoma the entire Northeast

Oh 100% he has a type

He likes people who will not take his bullshit. Arguing with someone is his thing 🤭

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So instead of going onto red note like everyone else I am gonna wait to live here forever and always and I just wanna say that this semester I'm going to be taking a playwriting class and I am going to try to right write a play about about the welcome to the table characters, but I'm just gonna be using their human names

Delaware: John

Pennsylvania: James

New Jersey: Joey : back in the 1600s too late 1960s they called him Joseph

Georgia : George

Connecticut: Henry, it suits him

Massachusetts: Nicholas they call him, Nick nowadays

Maryland: Matthew

South Carolina: Roger

New Hampshire: Richard

Virginia: William

New York: Jake

North Carolina: Peter

Rhode Island: Harry

Vermont: Monty

Kentucky: Lawrence

Tennessee: Thomas

Ohio: James

Louisiana: Louis

Indiana: Charles

Mississippi: Frank

Illinois: David

Alabama: Roy

Maine: Alexander

Missouri: Nathan

Arkansas: Timothy

Michigan: Mike

Florida :Juan

Texas: Daniel

Iowa: Anthony

Wisconsin: Carl

California : Xavier

Minnesota : Michael

Oregon : Nelson

Kansas : Christopher

West Virginia : Alfred

Nevada : Jay

Nebraska : Leon

Colorado Felix

North Dakota : Owen

South Dakota : Oliver

Montana : Monty,

Washington : Kevin

Idaho: Max

Wyoming: Mac

Utah: Christopher

Oklahoma: Gus

New Mexico: Lorenzo.

Arizona: Jesse it's gender neutral

Alaska: Anthony

Hawaii :Lonnie

Puerto Rico: Fernando

District of Columbia: Benjamin

City names.I'll eventually do all of them

NYC Nick.

Long Island.Lionel.

Albany, Angelica.

Buffalo.this is just.Billiam.

Rochester.Spike.

Syracuse Sarah.

Colorado cities

Denver. Danny.

Aspen. Anna.

Colorado Springs. Samantha.

Aurora.

Greeley Nathan.

Pennsylvania cities

Philadelphia, PA.Philly.

Pittsburgh: Patrick

Scranton Joshua

Vermont cities

Eden . Ethan.

Burlington Bianca

Woodstock: woody

Mount Pelier Pierre

Colchester: Chester

I'm gonna do a pole later on like who what the play what characters the play should include I have an idea for like a break up scene with California in Texas that's it

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No thanks.

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The bills won again 

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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This one's more of a magenta so I think I'm gonna give it to Virginia. I don't know. I think I'm gonna have to start like actually like kind of trying to make them state related, but I don't know.

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This one's pink I'm giving it to Florida because why not