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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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part of me still wants his attention
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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tell me why terry pratchett looks like he's gonna put plastic wrap on your toilet bowl before you take a shit
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he's about to offer you free candy (and it is NOT halloween)
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he just farted in a sealed room full of people.
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like this man is so silly. he's gonna put vaseline on your door handles. all of them.
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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funny, the way the brain betrays you
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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really hope nobody else has done this :3
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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i go clinically insane :3
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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i already had plans to do theater in college but i didn't know i hadn't fallen in love with theater yet
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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why are there so many kinds of oil and why
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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all these rich people and their stupid garage doors
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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it's not needy to want to sleep at night. it's not needy to wanna to hold someone's hand or get a hug from someone. it's not needy to want to be loved and comforted. it's not needy if you wanna be heard and listened to. it's not needy to request attention and it's okay to be selfish sometimes. You Deserve Love
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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help. no problem in particular i just need 5 and a half hands
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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goobers !
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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my bladder will, without question, fall out
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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:) devious
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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pedro pascal
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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so many women
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emmythbread · 2 years ago
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we all know
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