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tell me why terry pratchett looks like he's gonna put plastic wrap on your toilet bowl before you take a shit

he's about to offer you free candy (and it is NOT halloween)

he just farted in a sealed room full of people.

like this man is so silly. he's gonna put vaseline on your door handles. all of them.

#terry pratchett#good omens#silly#pranks#neil Gay Man#he's ready with a buzzer on his hand when you go for a handshake#his pen is rigged to explode ink everywhere when you try to use it#he's gonna offer your child a cigar#the sillier version of the joker
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really hope nobody else has done this :3
#inigo montoya#princess bride#swan lake#edit#i literally love that man oh my goodness#you killed my father#prepare to die
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i already had plans to do theater in college but i didn't know i hadn't fallen in love with theater yet
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it's not needy to want to sleep at night. it's not needy to wanna to hold someone's hand or get a hug from someone. it's not needy to want to be loved and comforted. it's not needy if you wanna be heard and listened to. it's not needy to request attention and it's okay to be selfish sometimes. You Deserve Love
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#tom is so baby girl#great gatsby#daisy#fuck her i fucking hate her die immediately why did gatsby love her stupid stupid#i still love women
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help. no problem in particular i just need 5 and a half hands
#text#help#would it be worth it to put my phone number on a note and sew the note into a worm and give the worm as a grad gift to my crush?
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