emotionally-drained-pauling

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

wow. this... is a dead acc. This might not be posted on ever again tbh, my fixation died down a while ago, but I kept this up for the community <3. Uh... yeah. Unless the xyz stuff gets revived, I don't think it'll be like the prime in late '23.

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hai miss pauling!!! you are super cool and uh.. i think you are very pretty.. is it possible that you could.. give me, uh.. a smooch, perchance? ;^_^

mwah >3<

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!

i read this entire thing in his voice too. i just sat at my dull computer screen in pitch black and read it very loudly in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.

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slightly lower quality horse GIFs make my life feel completed.

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*listening intently.* Thats pretty damn cool. You got a favourite dinosaur? personally I like triceratops or ankylosaurus. :)

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

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heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

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quick, the first 3 things people ask me I'll DRAW the response! I got new palm rejection gloves so :p

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it's uh... one of the places I'm not banned from. Or I can at least go in uniform...

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

hop on, fasten your helmet, buckus. we're going fast on this bitch 2nite.

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

ah. well...I'll drive us then!

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

oh god- was it the one where you crashed into a hot dog stand, the one where you verbally abused the road because you fell of a motorbike or the one where your car spontaneously combusted?

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

okay! *she chucks over a helmet for the moped.* lead the way.

heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

hey, I made an Emesis Blue AU of my oc Daisy. its @emesis-blue-daisy. Its not done yet but i shall inform you when it is

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I just KNOW that kicks in during a round right as he's about to take a shot.

sniper has carpal tunnel because i say he does

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heeeeey sooo how ya doin…? it’s 10:13 now when ya said to meet-

hi?

*opens office door.* ...hey...OH! Yeah, I got it, lemme get my bag. You do know where we're going right?

[emotionally-drained-pauling]

Hello my friends,

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤

I am Mohammed Ayyad from Gaza Al-Shuja'iyya

,

I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and my mother and we were displaced from one place to another and lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,

I have sought refuge with you so that I can provide a decent and safe life for me and my family consisting of my wife and my children Yasser, Omar, Maryam, Jana and Sarah, each of them has dreams but unfortunately they have lost hope and despair is controlling them,

I hope that you will stand by us either by donating if possible or sharing widely,

Thank you very much

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤

noting that my son Omar has a Tumblr account under the name @m430235341 and it was checked and I had an account under the name @mohammadayyad and it was also checked but I was surprised today that it was banned so today I created a new account under the name @mohammadyaser1980, please check it and thank you 5, @mohammadayyad’s fundraiser. As of posting they’ve been able to raise €12,143 of their €35,000 goal.This fundraiser has been vetted by @/inthefaceofada

https://gofund.me/e7c7528a

more serious ooc post, gotta help spread awareness when it is truly needed

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Can I have some flesh for an experiment?

-Anon ✨️

I mean...

sure. I'll sign a slip for you, but you'll likely have to get some from the Medic. I get rid of my supply straight away, yknow, as a precaution. I'm sure he'll have some cadavers to lend.