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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

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Every once in a while I think “why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn’t that bad” and then I have an interaction with my mother and I understand.

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the most important uquiz that has ever been made:

which hamlet character do you kin?

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tag yourselves as overrated film bro movies i’m a depressed bitch

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tbh i don’t think highly enough of any nhl team to believe that they wouldn’t do the same thing tampa is doing

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i could lose myself staring tenderly into brayden point's eyebrows

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me being happy that my team won, but panicking about them celebrating in the middle of a pandemic:

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I open tumblr, I talk to myself then I leave

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BACK FROM THE DEAD TO SAY "GO BOLTS!"

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academia? like the nut?

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i’m a simple person. i see media where the setting is a masqueradle/ball with mysterious and/or paranormal things afoot and i lose my fcuking mind

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korra walked so she-ra could run

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self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

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me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

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My world is cruel, unpredictable. You enter, you survive, you die. The Witcher (2019– )

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the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum