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Mythbusters be freaky
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"Spunk the pussy hound" is a synonym for "Courage the cowardly dog"
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Had a dream that toothpaste had "refrigerate after opening" written on it
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Not telling, these walls have ears
If I was a knight I wouldn't use a codpiece, I wouldn't want the enemy to know where my cock is
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If I was a knight I wouldn't use a codpiece, I wouldn't want the enemy to know where my cock is
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Doing a challenge called "going through my whole life without getting LinkedIn", so far I'm winning
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They should make the iceberg lettuce smaller, I want to make a chicken sandwich without having a ball of rot in my fridge unless I eat lettuce every day of the week
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What is it with gay people and chains?
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My headcanon is that jerma has a urinal in his house
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Found it on AliExpress, couldn't stop laughing
(Is this stolen art?)
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Senshi would love atomic shrimp
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Why does my bag look so mean
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Hold my paws. I've been putting Tuf-Foot on my paw pads and striking a bucket of concrete rubble until it turns into gravel. They are really hard
Hold my paws. I’ve been moisturizing my paw pads they’re really soft
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