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computer i don't know how much more i can explain to you that i would rather let a blue ringed octopus handle my appendectomy then ever touch the horrific unending nightmare that Microsoft "Shit Idiot" Copilot ai would surely be
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.
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Samuel/Satan
#Samuel#Satan#Princes of Heaven#though this one will be a prince of hell in the future#little Throne murdering ass#why is he so pretty tho??#and cute???
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Happy Halloween
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A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.
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aww baby
From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!
#such a cute little#making a nest#for her babies#she is such a cute#she is such a cutie#a little baby#that is so cute
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From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!
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Thank you the oh hellos for giving us the line "it's gonna hurt like hell, but we're gonna be well."
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