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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

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When I saw the ads I couldn't believe how low rent was. The only downside I saw was trying to get along with the three people already living there.

Boy was I unprepared.

The first thing I noticed was on the listing on Google maps. There was only one bedroom.

Second, when I finally got there I saw no one.

And finally, when I got to the bedroom and saw the fucking Boogeyman my scream woke my roommates up.

Turns out the smart TV was for Hatsune Miku herself, and Hestia of the Greek pantheon lives in the fireplace.

At this point I'm freaking out. Mostly because of the terrifying entity I found under what is now bed, but also the fact that Miku is in the wifi and now I don't want her to see what I've been looking up in the alone time I'll never have again.

I didn't know much about Hestia since I've never really looked into Greek mythology before, but from what I could tell at the time she seems to enjoy the slow calming moments by the fireplace.

And as I've been living with these three I've realized that, while they definitely have their quirks, they're pretty easy to get along with.

That, and Miku is quite the prankster. She's set my ringtone to Triple Baka more times than I can count.

The Boogeyman lives under your bed, Hestia lives in your fireplace, Miku lives in your WiFi. It's a strange place but you can't complain as the rent is really affordable.

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Oh hey, that's my profile pic!

It's really funny to me that this is an official image. What is an Always Sunny reference doing in Sonic

Normally I'd chalk it up to a general conspiracy theorist joke but the pose is identical

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Grunkle Shadow confirmed

Yes

This also means Shadow is Metal Sonic and Sage's great uncle

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Shut it down. End the Elon Musk payola bullshit.

Get fascist money out of politics.

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Man, fuck this shit. Like it's true, but that's why I hate it.

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Funny thing, people in the series have called him a hedgehog. In conclusion, Sonic is Phoenix Wright's fursona.

i played the ace attorney trilogy. my thoughts above

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Hands you a little bit of a good look

Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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Yeah, this has happened more times than I can count.

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

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My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??

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Done

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

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My eyes blink open, feeling my face again since it was frozen. The doctors say something that I assume I'm too groggy to understand. When they administer the cure it's a lot less fanfare than I anticipated.

"So, how long have I been frozen for?" I ask.

The doctors look between themselves and back to me. Feeling awkward, I try to ask my question again before one of the doctors shushes me.

The doctors discuss among themselves in a language that I don't understand. Before I can try to piece together what's happening I hear the phrase "old English" and my heart sinks. Have I been frozen for so long that the English I know is the new old English? If they're speaking English why is it so incomprehensible?

Someone new walks into the room with his face in his hand. He starts what I can only assume is chastising the doctors. The newcomer looks at me before speaking.

"I am so terribly sorry, it turns out no one on this project bothered to learn the English you would be used to despite knowing that they would be working with someone from 2024 BN," he said in a monotone voice.

"Ignoring the horrifying implications of what 'BN' stands for, can you tell me how long I've been frozen for?" I ask again, dreading the answer.

"According to our records..." he pulls out what looks to be a smart phone, "57,000 years," he answers.

"O-oh um, well, that explains why I can't understand what anyone is saying." I chuckle nervously, unsure of how to take the time gap.

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It's been three months now, and I managed to learn their new English surprisingly quickly. I had learned that the man that informed me of just how long it's been was the head scientist.

Since I've gotten a little more settled in they gave me an opportunity to ask some questions that I didn't think to ask while I was settling into my new life.

Here's a shortened version in Q&A format.

Q:Are Sonic games still coming out?

A:No

Q:Does Nintendo still make games?

A:No

Q:Did humanity achieve reliable space travel?

A:Yes

You’ve just been awoken from cryogenic sleep so that scientists and doctors can finally cure your fatal condition. Then you learn it’s been 57000 years since you were put in cryogenic sleep.

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🥴🤓 What the fu-

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

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Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

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Arrested for trying to take a liminal photo. Huh.

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!