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anyone else just wanna leave their buttplug in cause after cranking one out youre so blissfully tuckered out that you are WAY too lazy to wanna deal with taking it out and cleaning it lmao

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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i love "gross" trans girls. i'll be so honest i really do. i love transfems with weird or niche kinks, kinks that are pervy or "disgusting," kinks that would be harmful or immoral at the very least to actually inflict on another person. i love transfems who are cast out even in their own circles for what they enjoy. to transfems who beat themselves down and shame themselves for what they like: i love you. if you feel disgusting or predatory or evil for having those kinks: i love you. and you're not.

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if you're going to be a boy then you're gonna take it in the ass like one, okay? i don't wanna hear any complaining, and no, i don't care if it hurts. bend the fuck over and spread those cheeks for me, faggot.

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some type of mental illness where every kink you previously liked just feels so boring and tame so you just have to get into dirtier freakier shit

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i need to be humiliated for someones entertainment, literally just get off to me putting myself in stupid situations or doing something stupid to myself. i get embarrassed so easily just imagine what you could make me do

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all i need in life tbh is to lie about being straight so a man can put me in my place and make me admit i'm a little cocksucking faggot (and that even if i really didn't like cock, it wouldn't matter because that's all i'm meant to be)

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Im gooning to your blog,

Thank you for beeing yourself, it feels wonderful to See that im Not the only one with thoughts Like yours.

I would Love to offer you all my time to become a gooning addict boytoy who watches porn allday.

hah, you don't need my time to do that. 😂 keep gooning, loser.

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not really a kink post but myeh, one thing working at a sex shop taught me is that some people will come up with THE most implausible bullshit lies instead of just... buying whatever and leaving.

like, i work here. i am routinely helping people find the vibrator they're looking for or whatever. my manager can do some wizard shit to recommend you a dick pill. if i thought doing butt stuff as a man makes you gay i wouldn't care anyway, because i am ALSO gay and take it up the ass. i can't judge anyone here for jack shit because i literally don't see the point in it.

so it makes no difference if you're buying a prostate massager because you "have prostate issues and your doctor said you need to stimulate your prostate..." will that be cash or card. $100 on a "gag gift" 11 inch horse dildo? uh huh sure i dont care can you sign the receipt before you leave

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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

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i just want to rape a straight boy right. what makes you think you belong with a woman, sweetie? no, no... i'll fix you, baby. i'll bend you over and fuck you right until you're broken on my cock...

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thinking about making fun of a fakeboy for how teeny tiny her clit is. awh baby, no wonder real men have trouble finding it. it's so small, how can you even tell it's there?

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want everyone to know i thought up this banger while sniffing my gf's pits, went "hold on i just thought up the funniest tumblr post", grabbed my phone to post it, then returned to sniffing her armpits like nothing happened. then she smothered me with her balls

i'm such a good boy she gives me an extra hour in her balls and pits

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i'm such a good boy she gives me an extra hour in her balls and pits

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transfem tops I love you 🩵 you’re just like me, you deserve the world

transfem bottoms I love you too, and you also deserve the world! That “world” might be my basement, but it’s just as important 🩵

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there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS