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Steve crying after Bucky fell

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Had a dream that I was being chased by Ghostface, and I knocked him out at some point I think, and when I pulled of the mask for the big identity reveal, it was one of the Property Brothers. Then the other one came rushing around the corner and attacked me, and I woke up.

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During quarantine I designed these:

What do you think?

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Customers are allergic to being wrong, even for trivial things and it's so annoying. I work at a theater and I take tickets at the door. Ever since we changed to the cheaper reciept paper years ago, the individual tickets are prone to falling off in the 20 or so feet between the box office and the front door. And the conversation basically always goes like this:

Me: [says greeting, takes tickets]

Me: 'Oh! It looks like you're missing one." [Checks reciept] "It says you paid for all of them, so it probably just fell off outside."

Customer: "Well this is all they gave me! Just use the reciept!"

Me: "Unfortunately, I can't. The receipts even have 'not valid for admission' printed on them. I'm sure the ticket just fell off outside."

And then it goes back and forth a couple times while they basically accuse me off conspiring to steal their money by denying them entry that they paid for while I try to persuade them to just please go look outside to see if it fell off before I give up and go:

Me: "Stay right here for a second, please." [Walks over, opens door, picks up the lost ticket from the ground right outside]

Me: "here, this one matches the rest, so here's your last ticket."

Customer: [silently takes ticket and goes in without so much as a "sorry"]

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When someone tells you a plan, if your first thought is “that has to be illegal” it’s probably not a good plan. However, if your first thought is “I don’t think that’s illegal, but only because it’s so insane that nobody making laws thought of it first” then it’s an excellent plan.

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Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

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once again i can’t stop thinking about the number of sherpas who are killed/injured just to boost the egos of idiots climbing mountains. the local exploitative economy that mountain climbing generates and sustains is probably the best example of “tourism” being a thinly veiled synonym for imperialism