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I put an uno reverse card in my wallet when that one trend was going around and slowly added another every now and again. I currently have like 5 reverse cards in my wallet. Each one from a different uno style deck.

I don't need to keep them in there, not anymore, but there they sit waiting for the faithful day they will fulfill their purpose. Like a perpetual fuck you in waiting.

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Y'all ever heard of Sleep Token before?

I feel a strong need to go to a rock/alternative/emo concert dressed in the brightest, friendliest clothing I own. And act as the most friendly, innocent, out of place person at the venue.

Ya know, just for fun.

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I'm always working when I think of what I would post on here. So recently, I started carrying a memo book to write down my posts for later.

I am dreading the day a coworker finds the book and reads some of the random thoughts I have.

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I feel a strong need to go to a rock/alternative/emo concert dressed in the brightest, friendliest clothing I own. And act as the most friendly, innocent, out of place person at the venue.

Ya know, just for fun.

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Why must Men’s body wash and shampoo be just as ridiculous as their deodorants. Please. I’d rather see more scents like lavender, vanilla, any nice flower.

Why must men be so obsessed with smelling of whiskey, leather furniture, or new cars.

Give me the actual good scents!

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Knight: You there Peasant, are you loyal to the king?

Peasant: I am loyal to the Kingsdom!

King: *sweating nervously* S-seems like a loyal follower. L-leave him be. (How does he know about my dominatrix?)

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Earlier today I was just laying on my couch and one of my cats climbed up through the back of the closed fold out bed to bat at me from between the cushions.

My cat reenacted a horror scene of something randomly grabbing me from inside the couch. Yet the first thing I did was laugh at how silly she looked.

I never realized how helpful cats are if you have a too hyperactive imagination. Use to needlessly worry about something grabbing me from under my bed. Now if it happens I don’t even flinch cause I know it’s my adorable cats.

Spooky situations are a thing of the past.

No more need to worry about what goes bump in the night. Because it’s one of my idiots doing something silly.

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I never realized how helpful cats are if you have a too hyperactive imagination. Use to needlessly worry about something grabbing me from under my bed. Now if it happens I don’t even flinch cause I know it’s my adorable cats.

Spooky situations are a thing of the past.

No more need to worry about what goes bump in the night. Because it’s one of my idiots doing something silly.

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occasional posts from users

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Don’t get me wrong. I completely understand the occasional dramatic outburst when nothing is happening. Heck a few times I’ve gone full back of the hand to the forehead “Woe is me!” But like 75% of the time I look and act like a plain forgettable dude.

I was just thinking of how every representation I’ve seen of a theatre lover or actor character in a show or cartoon is usually quite constantly over dramatic. What about the theater people who are quite bland and calm when not acting? Like a shy kid who barely interacts with people they don’t know, then gets a leading role in a play.

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I was just thinking of how every representation I’ve seen of a theatre lover or actor character in a show or cartoon is usually quite constantly over dramatic. What about the theater people who are quite bland and calm when not acting? Like a shy kid who barely interacts with people they don’t know, then gets a leading role in a play.

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Stranger walking by on phone: “And she decided to stay.”

Me trying to meme: “omg she decided to stay”

Stranger not hearing me: “yeah her and her ex husband….”

Me: “oh shoot, abort abort”

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I’ve decided I’m just gonna start using the names of alcohol as npc names and locations in my next d&d campaign.

“Why that is Widow Jane. They say she killed every husband she’s had.”

“That’s the Seagram’s family. There are 7 members in all.”

“Welcome to the Appleton Estate.”

“Welcome aboard! I’m Captain Morgan Nelson. I used to be an Admiral, but Captain just had a better ring to it.”

I can go on if I must.

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Food package: Cut film to vent.

*Cuts film*

“It all started when I was a kid”

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Okay. In y’all’s opinion. Is it easier to say “a couple” or is it easier to say “two”?

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I love being the least dramatic drama kid with a fantastic customer service personality.

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As someone who likes a lot of grape candy. I just hit the jackpot. 6 grape sweet tarts in a row!