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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

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sam and freddy were the original enemies to lovers

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coconuts by kim petras

spotify users!!! tell me the fourth song in your second daily mix playlist... mine is bbyong by saturday hehehe

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Will Schuester would sing 'This Love' by Maroon 5 about Holly Holiday.

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unrelated and totally random glee headcanons i have

- brittany likes taking cute pictures of santana on her phone, so she can look at them whenever she misses her. she has a photo of santana hugging lord tubbington, both of them taking a nap, and that one’s her favorite.

- quinn continued to smoke after her skank phase. one day, mercedes found her and started lecturing her about all the health issues it can cause, and quinn pretty much stops smoking right there and then.

- kurt, quinn, and mercedes meet up for lunch regularly. the tradition started when they started studying for tests together during junior year lunches.

- sam once dyed his hair blue for a week. no explanations. mercedes FREAKED.

- when rachel gets TOO drunk, and she’s past her emotional needy phase, she gets all agressive drunk and starts to challenge huge, muscular dudes into bar fights. quinn and santana once had to hold her back from punching a guy with tattoos all over his arms.

- blaine is a swiftie. he has a taylor swift merch collection in one of his room’s cabinets.

- sam and mercedes live together in new york, close to brittany and santana, and they have a dog. surprisingly, it was mercedes who brought him in. he’s a chichuahua.

- quinn and puck never get married, but they visit beth together frequently after quinn graduates from yale.

- brittany and santana do follow their plan to go back to college. they both get accepted into nyu, and they complete their studies there. santana goes all in and studies business and marketing. her schedule is loaded with classes, but she manages them all; she’s really good at the college thing, making top grades in every single class she takes. brittany studies math, but she takes a lighter course than santana.

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I’m being honest, the whole reason I’m starting to write headcanons is because of @kurthummeldeservesbetter ! Go check out their blog to see some fantastic content. Now, onto my first original glee post!

Emily’s Glee Among Us Headcanons

- It’s the unspoken rule that Rachel always gets killed or voted off first, no matter who the imposters are.

- Finn likes to call emergency meetings to get himself voted off, because he likes doing tasks as a ghost, and to be with Rachel.

- Brittany calls emergency meetings to tell everyone she misses them, when really, she’s keeping the others from finding the bodies when Santana is an imposter.

- Sam follows everyone around to always have an alibi.

- Blaine gets annoyed whenever a meeting is called, because they interrupt his tasks.

- Tina and Mike are the best double imposters of the group. Puck and Santana are the second best.

- Brittany always survives until the end of all the games. No one will kill her or vote her off out of fear of what Santana will do to them.

- Brittany always votes for herself by accident.

- Mercedes is the worst imposter of the group, she can’t lie to save her life.

- Kurt is a wildcard imposter. Either he gets caught immediately or wins by a landslide.

- Blaine can’t bring himself to kill anyone as the imposter.

- Rachel is the biggest sore loser of the group, but will never out the other imposter. Her drive to win is that strong.

- Blaine doesn’t report bodies that he sees Kurt kill.

- Santana and Brittany do the same. All the other couples rat each other out immediately.

- Artie doesn’t do tasks, he just watches the cameras the entire time.

- Whenever they can, Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes, and Sam do tasks as a group.

- Rachel, if she manages to survive long enough, makes an awesome detective.

- Quinn is the quietest of the group, making her the scariest imposter.

- Every now and then, Matt joins a game. Turns out, he’s been playing since the game came out, and is amazing at it.

- Sugar shocks everyone by being a pretty good detective.

- Rory shocks no one by being an awful imposter.

- Joe follows Quinn everywhere to protect her. This sometimes gets him killed.

- Rory calls meetings to say all his tasks are done.

- Voice chat is chaotic because no one will shut up.

- Whenever Lauren joins, she makes a great imposter. Her and Kurt make a surprisingly good team.

S4 and S6 newbies coming in different posts!

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From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

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things i know to be true about the new directions/glee universe as a whole

-the Lima Bean's bathroom is in the basement

-every member of the Hudmel family is addicted to fizzy water. Sam resisted for as long as he could but he will fall soon.

-McKinley High has a game called Bonk. you have to somehow jump enough that your head moves the ceiling tile and bumps it into the ceiling. people care about it more than football or glee club or cheerios. do not ask what all the rules are. you just have to pick it up as you go

Artie felt left out so Finn, Sam, and Puck lifted him up so he could participate. it was a beautiful day. everyone in the hallway at the time was fucking ecstatic in the way that only teenagers getting excited about stupid shit can be

-when someone says "that's what she said" at a new directions gathering, everyone has to touch their finger to their nose and say a colour. if you're the last person to do this OR you say a colour that was already said, you have to either make a sex noise or rap the first verse of the Nicki Minaj song of your choice.

-Rachel, like so many theatre kids before her, tried to get the glee kids to refer to the rest of the school as "normies". none of them liked that. it did not catch on and they are better for it

-McKinley High smells like plum sauce and weed. no I will not elaborate

-sometimes when they're bored (bc it's a small town) the gang will get into their cars together and go look for the stupidest Ohio shit they can find. like the horrible deer statues in Columbus or the HELL IS REAL sign

-whenever the gang is at the Hudmel House they always wind up on the kitchen floor at some point. "what are they doing?" probably cuddling or singing terribly idk man tile is just fun and good things happen in the kitchen

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the new directions: do they kiss the homies good night

puck: absolutely kisses the homies goodnight. if they are willing he goes full on the mouth

rachel: declares “I’m going to kiss you goodnight now” before diving in and kissing them on both cheeks

finn: has internalized homophobia issues. does not kiss the homies goodnight, but is touch starved and will accept them. eventually is comfortable giving cheek kisses goodnight, but it takes him a good bit

mercedes: big hugs goodnight. makes everyone feel very loved. quinn claims they have sedative properties bc she always falls asleep faster after one. Cedes saves her actual kisses goodnight for when people really need them. they’re Very Special kisses goodnight. 

tina: cuddle piles goodnight. demands cuddles from everyone. often falls asleep best under a pile of her friends

kurt: paranoid that the guys are gonna get weird/mad at him, but they realize this and start kissing him on the cheek all the time until he just starts kissing them on the cheek back automatically. definitely kisses the girls goodnight. they all know exactly what lip balm scent he uses because of it (its mocha)

brittany: tries to give everyone goodnight kisses on the mouth, and sometimes they agree, but usually just winds up going for the forehead.

santana: pretends to not kiss the homies goodnight, but when she’s incredibly sleepy she peppers everyone’s entire face with kisses if they let her. she pretends she doesn’t remember it in the morning

sam: sees kissing the homies goodnight as a rite of passage; refuses to go to sleep without kissing everybody at least once. very vehement in his stance on this and will passionately argue for his right to kiss the homies goodnight

artie: accepts kisses goodnight from the homies, but does not give them. the only time he gave kisses goodnight to a guy was when they were all trying to get kurt to feel comfortable showing affection. that was for a worthy cause. as for with the girls: feels too awkward. he’s too scared of them and two of them are his exes. still accepts kisses tho

mike: also gives big hugs goodnight instead of kisses. likes to Hold people for a very long time. he squeezes very tightly; great hugs for if you need your back cracked. usually works out in tinas favour bc of her penchant for cuddles

quinn: gentle kisses on the forehead for everybody! they have healing properties. unless she’s mad at the person. then the kiss feels passive aggressive and the recipient has bad dreams.

blaine: falls asleep way too fast at gatherings and doesn’t remember to give kisses or hugs, but everyone makes sure to do the touch-fingertips-to-lips-touch-fingertips-to-face kiss on him so he has a good sleep. he would absolutely kiss the homies goodnight if he was awake tho.

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My favourite Glee memes or headcanons or fanfics or whatevers are ones where it's just the New Directions being friends? Like individually obviously but also just as a big group. The dynamic is always so chaotic I love it

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This will be me, at every rehearsal dinner ever, recounting the entirety of the show will sobbing hysterically

imagine you’re at your rehearsal dinner and a lady just sit downs and tells you a lesbian ghost story for 9 hours straight.

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dead to me 2x04 between you and me

“sweet dreams till sunbeams find you. sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you. but in your dreams whatever they be, please dream a little dream of me.”

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This quarantine has got me bored so I’m drawing A LOT of fan art. Harry Potter happens to be one of them. 

(Highkey I think James is my favourite)

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Maggie Sawyer Trini (Power Rangers 2017) Sisters Headcanon(s)

(I’m going to mess with the ages a little, or at the very least the timeline so that Maggie ages way too fast, but it’s 2 am and I stopped caring 3 hours ago)

Maggie is 9 years older than Trini

Trini was 5 when Maggie was kicked out of the house by their parents

(She was sitting on the stairs just outside of her parents vision, but she could clearly hear her parents screaming, and even clearer see her sisters tears as she tries so hard to stay quiet.) (the moment the door slams shut was the last time she respected her father)

1 year later, her father leaves the family

(Although she resented him, Trini never stopped blaming herself. If only she was different, if she fit in more, he wouldn’t have left)

June Gomez started seeing one Mr. David Kwan only 3 months after that, a man Trini sees briefly at church every Sunday. 1 year later they were married and shortly after had two twin boys: Victor and Diego.

Trini, from the moments she laid eyes on these teo boys small and fragile in the hospital crib, loved her brothers more than she ever thought she could at 8 years old

(Still aching over the loss of a sister that would carry her on her back and run around the house, who would build her blanket forts and cuddle with her when the storms got too loud. Trini vowed to protect them, to make sure they always had someone like Maggie was to her)

Trini would always tell the boys stories of Maggie; about how great and loving she was, how she was funny and protective. She would show them her picture of her, and made them promise not to tell their parents about this

As Trini got older her family moved from Nebraska, to New York, to Minneapolis, to whetever. Trini started to forget Maggie, as much as it pained her. It started with her voice, her laugh, her warmth; but Trini always kept a picture of Maggie in her luggage so that she’ll never forget what she looked like

When Trini was twelve she was granted a phone of her own for the first time in her life, and that same birthday she got a visit from her aunt Lisa that she hadn’t even heard about for years. Her mother and her aunt had a whispered argument at the front door. Finally, Trini received 10 brief minutes with her aunt where she got a hug, a happy birthday, and the first phone number entered into her phone: one miss Maggie Sawyer

Trini was terrified about calling her. What if she doesn’t want to talk to her? Or thinks she’s just like their parents? Or doesn’t even remember her (which is ridiculous and she knows it). Instead, Trini writes and rewrites a letter of a text, which she almost doesn’t send

Almost a day later, after she spent the whole day and night distracted and anxious about it, Trini got a call from her sister. School had finished and she was a few blocks from home, but she stopped and sat on a park bench before, hesitantly, answering

For a moment it was silent, untill a voice whispered “...Trini?”. She didn’t even realise she was holding her breath until she released it all at that moment. “Mags?” Her voice was soft abd strained with emotion.

They talked for so long; at first it was emotional, filled with ‘I miss you’ and ‘you seem so different’ and ‘I’m sorry’, but eventually it turned into talks about what the hell has been happening to them.

Maggie was 21 and had just finished her bachelor in criminology at Gotham University and is currently in the academy. “I want to help people” is all she says about it, and it’s all that’s needed for Trini to understand

Trini’s late coming home that day and her mother won’t stop ranting about how she needs to tell her where she is and how she was worried, but all Trini can think to care about at that moment is how she’s fetting her sister back; she says sorry before brushing oast ger to go play with her brothers

The next few years Trini and Maggie keep talking at least once a week. Trini hears about Maggie’s adventures in the GCPD, her promotion to detective, her interaction with Batman, her love with Kate Kane and, eventually her heartbreak. Trini, in turn, tells Maggie about the twins, about school, how frustrated she is with the constant moving, how she might have a thing for the popular girl Veronica. The talk and listen and are always there, abd it’s exactly what eachother need.

When Trini is 15 the Joker has gone on a spree throughout Gotham. She sits there watching the news and calling her sister, on the verge of tears because ‘why won’t she pick up?’ It isn’t until 3pm the next day that she gets a call and Maggie says that she’s fine and was just on duty and that she just got her heartbroken because she was more focused on getting civilians safe than going after the Joker herself. 2 months later Maggie arrives in National City, because everywhere in Gotham reminds her if Kate

Trini moves to Angel Grove, California for her junior year..

When Trini hears thd news, she skips school and takes a train into the city. She knows Maggie has the day off before starting at the previnct the next day, and she knows here address, so she just appears and hugs her sister for the first time in over 10 years and their laughing and crying and crying and it’s so good.

When Trini gets home, her mother yells. Trini stays silent, takes the pee test when asked, and continues to the boys room to tell then all about her day

It continues like it had before; Trini and Maggie talk, rhough now without worrying about time zones. They still don’t see eachother much, but Trini still hears about Agent Alex Danvers, and Maggie can try to act pitraged by this ‘egotistical government monkey’ but Trini knows her sister is smitten, and she’s nit even surprised when Maggie tells her quitley that they finally got together. Trini listens to her fears and their struggled, but by the start of her senior year both Maggie and Alex are happy.

A few months into her last year of hell Trini and 4 othere crazy kids fron her school find alien coins, die, gain superpowers, find a space ship and a really weird cave, and almost die (again) saving the world. Of course, she can’t tell Maggie any of this, just like how Maggie can’t tell Trini everything she did with Batman and what Alex’s job actually is. They know somethings missing, and Maggie finds it strange how suddenly Trini gained four extremely close friends in a matter of days, but at the same time Maggie knows exactly what happened

After a few months everything relatively settled down in Angle Grove, but apparently Maggie just survived an alien invasion and is engaged

Trini gets a call not long after from a miss Kara Danvers, who really wanted to talk to Trini because Maggie apparently talks about her a lot, inviting her and the fellow rangers to a bridal party for her sister because she’s heard Maggie talk about her and her friends and how she hasn’t met them yet so why not kill two birds with one stone

( she was also instructed to bring 20 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and, if she wanted, to buy some for herself because Kara apparently eats that much and she was paying for it so hey )

They all go to the party

It’s a surprise party, so they wait a half hour while Kimberly and Jason charming their way into the friend’s and family of Alex while Trini makes sure Zack doesn’t ruin anything and that Billy is comfortable surrounded by new people

Trini does get to talk to a few people though, mainly Kara Danvers who’ really excited to eat Krispy Kreme but also really excited to meet Maggie’s family because she knows Maggie had it rough and is glad to meet the other people who care about her.

She also talks with Lucy Lane, who was getting along rather well with Kimberly and was interested in seeing how similar Trini and Maggie were.

She had a brief conversation with Winn to gauge his personality before leaving Billy with him for a bit; apparently they wanted to discuss blueprints for sone design but Trini and Jason had to make sure that he would be considerate of Billy

When Maggie and Alex arrive they don’t immediately see Trini and the others, understandably as they were at the side of the crowd. Trini was kind of enjoying just watching her sister be happy with her friends

When Maggie does see her she gives her a hug so tight it lifts her off the ground and kisses her forehead because she’s just si damn happy

They play silly themed games that Eliza planned and Trini got to see more of her sister just being happy

After everyone leaves it’s just Maggie, Alex, Kara, Trini and the rest of the rangers

Alex and Trini start to bond over their strange love for horror movies when one of thrm awkwardely started small talk with “so... seen any good movies lately”

Maggie gets to harrass most of them because she knows that her baby sister cares about these people a lot and needs to make sure that they care just as much (which they do)

( she has fun messing with Kim because she knows that her and Trini have a thing going on and that Kin was slightley scared of her )

The rangers end up staying in the guest room that night while Kara went home (they totally figured out she’s Supergirl. Except Jason, who remains oblivious). An elaborate set of lies were set up where some parents think that their child is staying at a friends while others are covering fir them because they know how important this is

They all pile onto the double bed, squeezing in so that Jason is in the middle with Trini and Kim on his left and Billy and Zack on his right

They all fall asleep, happy that they all had extended the family that would love them unconditionally