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Odysseus: Eurylochus? Eurylochus, Eurylochus. Eurylochus? Eurylochus. Eurylochus! Eurylochus!
Eurylochus: This better be good
Odysseus: You know the black bit in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs?
Eurylochus: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life
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Odysseus: How do I do this?
Athena: Yeah, I can't tell you how to do it, you just have to know
Odysseus: ... Yeah, but unfortunately I don't know?
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Odysseus: This is the worst, this is the worst
Hermes: *singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly*
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