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[erin-greenfield]

I'm puttin' my faith into you, don't let me down - and don't make me have to scrape your ass off the field, either.

Don’t worry, you won’t have to go through the struggle of havin’ to sort through all over their lame asses, legit.

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You fuckin' better or I'll make one of your little swaggots by new favorite.

I’ll keep your fuckin’ legacy going on for ages, Greenfield.

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Good. 'Cause you're fuckin' cute as hell and I'd hate to have to fuck that up, really, I would, but not that much.

Wouldn’t dream of it, man.

[erin-greenfield]

Don't fuck up, freshmeat.

Guess who’s a fuckin’ football player now, hell yeah.

[erin-greenfield]

Text: Erin

Evan: did u pee in my shampoo it smells weird

Erin: no but i shouldve

[erin-greenfield]

text → jill

Jill: yes, the swimmer dude

Jill: we'll make it work. don't worry.

Erin: if halfway through the school year you go from being a lovestruck jill to a pouty jill i'm kicking the shit out of him

Erin: jsyk

[erin-greenfield]

text → jill

Jill: well, here you go

Jill: I am dating Parker Keyes

Jill: we were hooking up for a few weeks before we started dating and I have liked him on and off since 7th grade. I am very happy.

Erin: that swimmer dude????

Erin: the fuck you gonna do when you guys get back to school dude

[erin-greenfield]

The fuck does the library need a mural for, man?

I mean, it was mostly just lineart for the last few weeks of school last year, I didn’t start painting it until this summer. And it’s in the library, so unless you were hanging out in there instead of out doing things with your friends, I think it’s safe to say you’d have no reason to see it?

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text → jill

Jill: Luke and Slater were together for months and you didn't notice them once?

Jill: at least mine is newish

Erin: i don't pay attention to that shit and basically all i've been doing is summer practice and hanging out with the team and skyping with joey and zane i haven't seen luke or slater in 35234534523452345 years but i still expect texts when one of you fuckers get a boyfriend

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text → jill

Jill: Park is Parker.

Jill: My boyfriend :)

Erin: why the fuCK DONT YOU PEOPLE TELL ME SHIT JFC DIDNT KNOW LUKE HAD A BOYFRIEND DIDNT KNOW SLATER HAD A BOYFRIEND DIDNT KNOW THAT THEY WERE EACH OTHERS FUCKING BOYFRIENDS DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

[erin-greenfield]

On a scale from 1 to get a fucking pair of glasses you blind bitch, how shit it is that I didn't notice a mural?

I’m a painter, I’m working on a school mural, I kind of spend all day thinking about colors. One wrong color choice could change the entire composition of the piece.

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text → jill

Jill: okay?

Jill: but if the police come I am selling you out.

Jill: I am too pretty for jail though conjugal visits with Park would be kinda hot.

Erin: the fuck is a park

Erin: wait shit i cant say that bc a park is a thing

Erin: the fuck is park

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text → jill

Jill: boo that whore

Erin: i have been at your house from yesterday to thursday do u understand

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Sorry, tell me when I fuckin' said that?

Since when has aimlessly staring been a crime?

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text → jill

Jill: just wondering

Jill: is he going to one of his friends?

Erin: s'already gone

Erin: meaning i get to take his xbox to watch netflix ahhahah

Erin: the fuCKER TOOK IT

[erin-greenfield]

text → jill

Jill: did he do something else?

Erin: does he need to

[erin-greenfield]

You're literally the second fuckin' person to just stare with no goddamn explanation.

Fucking what again?