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he kind of snapped on this one
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Can’t cook dinner without him begging for scraps - u/aloofloofah
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Rusty Nail matches her namesake candy well
some fresh Rusty Nail for you!
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Let's make a club



she murdered the minion so we made her wear his pants as victory
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God of Wrong
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
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Sunset Boulevard (1950) dir. Billy Wilder
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Two people of the same gender: *are very close and emotionally intimate with each other but show no signs of a sexual or romantic relationship*
Some of y'all dumbasses: there’s literally no heterosexual explanation for this
Me: You do know that not every intimate relationship involves sex or romance, right? That people can be very close to each other without being sexually or romantically involved? And that claiming otherwise actively damages real non-sexual, non-romantic relationships by spreading the notion that people can’t be emotionally close without being sexually and romantically involved? You do realize sexual and romantic relationships aren’t the only kinds that are important to people, right?
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We’re slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen Two.
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Den grundlovgivende forsamling af Constantin Hansen, National Gallery of Denmark
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i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
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you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.
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