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Mirrorverse AU

hoho boyyyyyy. you give absolutely zero fucks. you've probably seen some things you shouldn't have on ao3 but no regrets. curiosity killed the cat but sometimes the satisfaction brings you back. you love villains but not because you think they're redeemable--you love them because they're complete bastards. you're probably a bit chaotic and perhaps dysfunctional but it's okay. we know that's just how you are.

I’m pretty concerned now oof.. I do love villains and I love seeing them give us hope in redemption, but ultimately crush that as it was just another one of their manipulative lies D; And dysfunctional is a pretty accurate description for me lmao

@lchan3706 Thanks for including me in these they’re so interesting and fun hahah! And I got the same result as you oops

Tagging @kwonderlife and @tsukiakarinobara!!

Mirrorverse AU

hoho boyyyyyy. you give absolutely zero fucks. you’ve probably seen some things you shouldn’t have on ao3 but no regrets. curiosity killed the cat but sometimes the satisfaction brings you back. you love villains but not because you think they’re redeemable��you love them because they’re complete bastards. you’re probably a bit chaotic and perhaps dysfunctional but it’s okay. we know that’s just how you are.

Hmm… I concur. 

I am REALLY bored at work today, and unfortunately have no motivation to write at the moment. So here we are. :)

Anyone want to play? @cleighwrites, @princessmisery666, @ladywinchester1967, @jerkbitchidjitassbutt, @muchamusedaboutnothing

Anyone else?

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@kwonderlife Aaa thanks for tagging me!! 

fangs or pointed ears • immunity or immortality • wings or horns • greek mythology or egyptian mythology • chokers or anklets • dark red or dark green • glitter or blush • heels or boots • ripped jeans or fishnets • long nails or short nails • vampire or werewolf • oceans or forests • books or movies • phone calls or text messages • rings or studs • skirts or jeans

This was cute and I love the theme it was so fun! Tagging @jokershyena 

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Omggg a true masterlist! You’re a beast Lchan! And thanks for including me in this <3

~Joker/Sakura Masterlist~

This list will be updated when I upload more. This chick has some ideas that are itching to get out! I’ll put them in order of lighter to darker themes, which might as well be chronological. The more I learn about J, the more ‘in character’ I try to depict him. Just a forewarning…. No matter L to D, they all involve violence and sexual themes 😈, only in varying degrees:

Tsuyaku  - She doesn’t know who this madman is, but he remembers her… There’s no chance of getting away from him this time. The Joker will make sure of that, no matter how many lives it takes in the process. (FF link) 34 chapters, ongoing.

Jack Napier and Sakura Haruno are neighbors that grew up together in The Narrows. They attempt to navigate their way through domestic violence and the hell-hole the area has become from the city’s neglect and sky-rocketing crime rate. Before they can finally escape, an incident occurs that separates them for seven years. Jack continues his violent streak and becomes ‘The Joker’ while she lives abroad with Bruce Wayne’s help. After returning to Gotham to work as a translator for Wayne Enterprises, J notices her when he’s taking off from Gotham Nation Bank after robbing the place and crashes into another bus. Life’s never the same for either of them from that moment on. 

Warnings: Violence, torture, stalking, kidnapping, murder, manipulation, weapons, sexual content, possessive behavior, domestic abuse (flashbacks).  

Care  -  Joker comes home from a job, only to find Sakura sick in bed. (FF link), complete.

This is a one-shot from a request on here that’s connected to Tsuyaku. 

Warnings: None. Maybe J being a little rough and gruff, but that’s about it 😅.

Queen of the Rhombus -  Their cells are right across the hall from each other, the bulletproof glass giving neither any privacy. He can’t stand the way that strange-looking woman laughs at him. The ‘Clown Prince of Crime’ refuses to become a jester for that infuriating Queen… (FF link) 19 chapters, ongoing.

Joker is dragged into Arkham Asylum after the events of TDK, and he couldn’t care less. This isn’t his first rodeo, after all. With a plan in mind and plenty of insults on the tip of his tongue, the Clown Prince of Crime is prepared to enjoy his stay, and make life hell for the staff. What he didn’t plan on is being tossed into a cell across from a ‘pink-haired witch’ that enjoys getting under his skin and mocking him. Unlike the other inmates that know the clown’s reputation well, she is neither impressed nor worried about the death threats that spill from his ruined mouth. In fact, the pinkette gets a good laugh out of them and that pisses him off to no end. After that first day, he’s made it his personal mission to strangle the life out of her. 

Warnings: Violence, torture, murder, sexual content, manipulation, patient abuse, mental health, trauma.

Little Surprises -  He always looks forward to that special part of the day, but life can be hilariously unpredictable. (FF link) 2 chapters, ongoing.

Despite having Harley clinging to his back and plans going off without a hitch, there’s something missing in Joker’s life after the Bat goes missing. An endless void that no amount of carnage and chaos can satisfy. Scouring the dark streets of Gotham, he finds something that can fill that gapping hole the flying rat left behind. A person he wants to break that will rely on him to put the pieces back together. Unfortunately for him, Sakura doesn’t want or need his help. 

Originally a one-shot from a request on FF, but I just can’t help myself and picked it back up 😅.

Warnings: Good grief… TW!, Abuse (every kind), violence, stalking, kidnapping, nonconsensual relationships, torture, murder, manipulation, self-harm, repressed emotions. 

Knives and Cherry Blossoms -  After moving back to Gotham at Sasuke’s suggestion, Sakura never imagined that she would be dragged into the Uchiha Family’s criminal activities… or spending her nights being tormented by a man in greasepaint. (FF link) 2 chapters, ongoing. 

Sakura relocates back to Gotham two years after moving to the suburbs, following an incident. She hopes to further her relationship with Sasuke, who sweet talks the pinkette into coming back, giving the impression he wants the same. Things aren’t always what they seem. The Uchiha (Gotham’s yakuza) exploit her healing ability for monetary gain and start working with the other mob families to deal with some clown in a cheap suit that thinks he’s absolutely hilarious. Sakura tries to maneuver around this dark world and keep herself in one piece. Life’s hard enough without a mass-murdering narcissist screwing around with her for shits and giggles.

Warnings: Violence, manipulation, stalking, crime (as always), more to come as the story progresses. 

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If you’re interested in this oddball pairing, check out @timeinhereyes​ @carnivoreconference​ 🥰 Both have unique stories and interesting plotlines that I’m absolutely living for! There aren’t many writers for this weird-ass ship (understandably 😅), so I definitely want to support my ladies 😘.

I know I’ve used this gif recently for another JxS post, but oh well…. Sakura’s cute as fuck 💜💚💘💜💚   

JokeSaku? Jokera? Saker? SakJo? JxS? Jokera? Jokura? 👇 She thinks they’re all funny and doesn’t care what you call them.

Personally, I refer to them as messed up 🤡🌸😈🙈🐺 . 

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Hunter Schafer as Jules Vaughn in Euphoria 1x06 | The Next Episode

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Ohhh my gosh thank you so much for mentioning me on this! Also I can second so many fics on this list it’s a really good curation! I’m so honoured and I’m gonna sob :’D You’re a really good writer yourself, and I’m so happy to see that you’re shouting out all the talented writers in this fandom! <3

TDK Joker Fanfic Recs

alrighty! I’ve done a shorter one of these before, but I want to do a longer, more organized rec list of The Dark Knight fics that would be good for folks to check out. my Ao3 link is in my profile if you wanna check out one of my 14 and counting fics for The Dark Knight, and they range from smut, to crack, and to darker and heavy longfics. this is by no means a conclusive list, and while there are so many talented authors I’m so proud to write alongside of, I’m going to try and highlight authors who I think are underrated or aren’t as well-known in the fandom and deserve more attention and interaction. if you can think of people I missed and want to add on, I completely encourage it! (I just ask that you stick with the formatting of including ratings and the appropriate warnings for folks.) and, remember, if you read and like what you see, don’t be afraid to let the author know! we live off of comments and feedback, and readers mean everything to us 💖

Dark Fics (anything rated MA or E)

Not Playing with a Full Deck, 4ofCups. MA/E, graphic depictions of violence, rape/non-con elements, 74 chapters, complete. this is perhaps one of the darkest (but in character) interpretations of the Joker’s character that I’ve come across. NPwaFD is long, sprawling, and plot-heavy but absolutely worth the read. she has other installments that are prequels to this story and she also has a hilarious Dear Joker story where J has taken over an advice column and it goes about as well as you’d expect, lmao. 

Tsūyaku, @lchan3706​. E, graphic depictions of violence, 34 chapters, in progress.  while I’m just starting this, it’s an intriguing cross-over AU where Haruno Sakura (Naruto) is in the Nolanverse and they knew each other when they were younger. a very unique premise from an author who has a great grasp on J’s darker, more violent nature. she has four other stories as well following the same crossover idea. give it a shot if you can! 

Mask, kichi. MA, rape/noncon elements, 8 chapters, complete. this focuses on Joker’s first few days in Arkham directly after TDK. it’s dark and is a bit rough on the editing side, but they capture the Joker’s feralness and the bleak, crushing circumstances that come with being in a place like Arkham. they also have follow up fics Misery, a one-shot that’s set in the middle of Mask, and Dies Irae/Day of Wrath, the sequel where Joker gets revenge, and Vitiate, a follow-up that focuses on Joker and Harley but Joker is the obsessed one instead of Harley. all of these are also MA and have graphic depictions of violence and noncon elements.

Repentance, @ezziesworld​. E, graphic depictions of violence, dark sexual themes, complete. I highly recommend any of Ezzie’s work (I’d list them all here, but there’s so many!). her stories range from some lighter, J appropriate fluff to some really dark installments that all demonstrate an excellent grasp of his character and just how difficult it would be living through a relationship with him. check out her tumblr page for her full masterlist, but her Ao3 page is linked through the fic title. 

Strings, Silential. MA, graphic depictions of violence, sexual themes, 19 chapters, complete. this focuses on the premise that the Joker wasn’t lying about his second story in the movie where he claims to have a wife. set after the events of TDK, she comes looking for Jack and things get dark and twisted as is interest/obsession with his wife ramps up. also a bit rougher sometimes on the editing side, but it is absolutely compelling and has a great grasp of Joker’s character. 

Mirage, @jasminau​. E, graphic depictions of violence, some sexual themes, 5 chapters, in progress. this fic has not only a great take on J’s character, but is dark with a unique OC who is grappling with DID and the Joker coming to haunt her after having a relationship with Jack Napier in the past. she has other one shots that are also dark but are excellent. 

Origin Stories (fics centred around Jack Napier before he becomes the Joker)

neighbor, cithrin. M, some dark themes and violence, 17 chapters, incomplete (fair warning, it hasn’t been updated in 2 years).  one of my favourite Jack Napier origin fics, this centres around Julia, a young woman who’s neighbours with Jack Napier and they form a relationship where things become steadily unsettling as things progress. has some great headcanons on what a younger, pre-Joker might’ve been like. 

Crazy, nohfase. M, dark themes and graphic depictions of violence, 8 chapters, incomplete and abandoned. even though it’s been a decade since it was updated, this one focuses on a girl named Julia who works at a custom tailor shop and a crazed, unstable pre-Joker comes knocking looking for a suit and is absolutely worth the read. J is enigmatic, violent, but compelling - and Julia is a lovable smart-ass who’s trying her best to deal with him. 

‘Light’ Fics (anything rated M /T or favours a less sadistic/dark take on J) 

Entropy, @carnivoreconference​. M, graphic depictions of violence, 2 chapters, incomplete. a Joker x You story that follows an MC working as a data analyst who gets caught up in the dealings of the Mob and tangled with J as a result. my progress has been shamefully slow because of other obligations, but has a great premise and strong start. she’s also started a Sakura x Joker story if that dynamic interests you! 

Dearest Doctor Arkham and The Horrible Sickness, Lauralot. T and M, respectively, complete. these are absolutely hilarious. the first focuses on Joker complaining to Dr. Arkham about the state of food in the Asylum and it’s just witty and perfect. the second is a short installment where Joker and Scarecrow escape together but J, being the unhygienic idiot that he is, gets sick with the chicken pox for the first time and demands that Crane be his nurse. hilarity ensues. 

Die Moritat, @sophialemongrenade​. M, graphic depictions of violence, 6 chapters, in progress. a Joker x You story where the MC meets an injured Joker in an alley and gives him a gift that leads them to becoming more involved. the writing is beautiful and the author has a great grasp of J’s character. 

Clothing is Custom, No Labels, @notcallingyoualiar​. M, graphic depictions of violence, sexual themes, 4 chapters, in progress. a Joker x You story that focuses on a woman who has her own tailoring business and meets the Joker when he comes looking for a custom suit, but then intrigue and future smut follow the encounter. it’s a neat take on J getting his suit and has great depictions of the anxiety one would feel trying to interact with a murderous clown! 

pastimes (series), hahaharley. not rated, graphic depictions of violence, 4 installments, complete. this series centres around Emma Vane after she meets Joker after being taken hostage at a bank heist. he doesn’t have Batman to play with and takes an interest in her, dragging her into his messes and schemes along the way. I haven’t finished all of them yet, but it’s compelling and has a good take on J’s characterization without making him too soft. 

if you’re looking for lighter takes on J that don’t focus on the violence or sadism, then tumblr authors like @moonimagines, @into-crazy and @loveletterstoledger have a long list of Joker x You stories that fit that bill. while I’m not particularly into those characterizations/don’t read them often, they’re well-written and focus on side’s of J you might not find elsewhere.  

Fics I’ve bookmarked but haven’t read yet (so proceed at your own discretion!) 

Harlinquinade (series), Ladysigyn214. ranges from G to M, 10 installments, incomplete. an anthology series that centres around Joker and Harley Quinn and the trials and tribulations of their toxic relationship. 

Grave, BCooper. M, 37 chapters, complete. shamefully, I haven’t gotten around to reading this but have heard nothing but good things about it. the first part is a Jack Napier origin and the second Joker x OC. from my understanding, it’s pretty dark in nature but the writing is beautiful from the small bits I’ve been able to read. 

If You’re Good at Something, Never Do it for Free, @notcallingyoualiar​. M, graphic depictions of violence, sexual themes, 20 chapters, in progress. unfortunately, I haven’t had time to dive into this, either. but this new author has a neat premise of Nora Hawthorne, a Gotham medical resident, who meets the Joker after patching him up and her life spiralling from there as he becomes more involved in her life. 

again, this is by no means conclusive and is certainly missing a lot of incredibly talented authors and amazing stories. I’m sure I’m forgetting some folks as well, so I’ll probably come back and add more myself in the future. happy reading! 💖

Edit: my silly computer cancelled some of the links and the @ mentions didn’t work at first. it should be good now, though! 

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Aaaaaa hi, I’m Eternal_Cantarella on AO3!

This makes me so stoked to see and extremely happy! It’s wonderful to see that there’s something out there in a seemingly hollow chamber of this rarepair hahah. Thanks for including me in this, it’s an honour, really. And thank you to @lchan3706 and your beautiful writing for building and nurturing this ship as if it were your own baby, lol! Also, I wouldn’t have found this ship if it weren’t for @timeinhereyes, and we’ve both kind of decided it was fate that I found her fic and got pulled into this fandom haha.

You have no idea how happy it made me to read your review, I was literally blushing in my seat! I think you’re such an important member in this little community... And you have a flair for words yourself! Your reviews in my experience, are worded so beautifully and you just seem to *get* the story in an in-depth level, and the messages behind it! It’s just amazing as an author to see your work being understood on such a fundamental level. And your commentary is priceless, you’re just doing so much for the community<3

Your paragraph on Sakura’s character development was spot on, I think all of us fell in love with Sakura’s potential and she was such a badass at the start of shippuden, but we were crushed by her character-assassination by the end of the series. I really respect you for having an open mind and love her in the way she could have been explored that gives her justice! She can be so much more and utilised wonderfully. I do believe Joker sees this, and acknowledges this in her too. :)

I’ve recently run into this pairing that I just can’t get out of my head! Joker x Sakura and I find it so aesthetically pleasing. It’s such a strange ship that I never would have considered before, but screw it! God help me…

Anyway, here’s an interesting list of some fics out there for this burning ship from hell on AO3 and the chapters these stories’s are up to currently:

Queen of the Rhombus by LChan3706 - JxS are inmates in Arkham Asylum and constantly play mind-games with each other, while J consistently wants to murder her (lol). It’s dark and funny with lots of insight on society and treatment of the mentally ill. Violence, non-con dreams and touching, murder, etc. Up to chapter 19.

Tsuyaku by LChan3706 - Jack and Sakura were neighbors that wanted to run away from The Narrows together until a series of unfortunate events tears them apart. Seven years later, Sakura’s a different person and Jack is now The Joker. He sees her on the street and starts tormenting her from a distance with every intention of keeping her all to himself. Murder, torture, violence, sex, all of the above. Up to chapter 33.

Knives and Cherry Blossoms by LChan3706 - Sakura moves back to Gotham after two years after Sasuke insists, hoping to pursue a relationship with him. She is forced to use her abilities for Gotham’s Yakuza, the Uchiha Clan. J sees her powers in the bank robbery and starts stalking/tormenting her. Up to chapter 2.

Little Surprises by LChan3706  - Joker becomes obsessed with a pink-haired medic and kidnaps her. Things don’t turn out the way he planned and Harley Quinn is not happy about being tossed aside. (Warning! Dubious murder or suicide so be aware, it’s ambiguous) 1/5 part story.

^ I’m fairly certain this is the writer that did this to us lol 😍😂😎 and built this weird ship. I could be wrong, but I’m 98% sure. Thank you if that’s the case! 

Take My Past, Take My Sense by Glow593 - Sakura is tossed into Gotham from the Naruto-verse and has to find a way to survive. She has a run in with J that throws them both through a loop and leaves quite the impression. Up to chapter 4.

You Enchant Me (Even When You Are Not Around) by Glow593 - One-shot where Joker is locked up in Arkham and can’t stop mulling over his obsession with Sakura. 

Witching Hour by Eternal_Cantarella - A story that takes place during the Salem Witch Trials era where Sakura is a member of the high court in Salem and J’s a criminal that has a second chance by becoming the court’s jester. He seems to hold all the world’s secrets and that angers the court with his taunting and making them look like fools. Sakura is drawn by this enigma of a man, even if she rejects him, and how he makes her see that the small world she knows is bigger and more complicated than the church has allowed so far. Up to chapter 2.

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Aaaaaaa thank you so much for including me in this!! It’s truly an honour :’) <33 You’re wonderful @ladyoftheseastuff​! Much easier to browse for new fanfics too! You’re doing so much for the community omgg  

Heath Ledger Joker/Batjokes Content Call ❤️

Someone that texted me asked for any HeathJoker extra content and I thought maybe gathering all your favourites would make a lot of people happy!

Please add any:

LedgerJoker fanfiction (The Dark Knight)

LedgerJoker x BaleBatman fics (Batjokes)

Fanmade content (art, videos, music, etc)

Content creators for Heath Ledger's Joker (Joker alone or Batjokes in particular)

Any other movies/series/characters that remind you of Heath Ledger's Joker

Feel free to add links or pics or screenshots in the comments, whatever you like! I'd be happy to check up on your favourites! 😊

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