ethereal-astronomer

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Just Gideon and Twig

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have you done the qpr flag yet? you dont have to im just curious

day 447

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Idea: screenshot your tumblr posts and put them on pinterest to get more notes

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It's my birthday. As a gift to me, can you please tell me your favorite fun fact

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! here is my favorite fun fact!!

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Does it also work if you type in kittens?,,,

GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!

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Does anyone else feel like a "giggle" in their throat/chest when they feel a certain emotion or do I just have a parasite

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Honestly, if you're a kid and an adult tells you "they're just trying to get a reaction out of you :)" as a response to being told that some younger kid is tormenting you, that should count as full permission to punt that little shit. Like I would never hit a child, but if you're seven years old and a five-year-old is being a cunt at you and adults just tell you "oh they just want to find out what happens if they keep doing that", wouldn't only be fair to let them know what happens if they keep doing that?

Siblings should never be left responsible of raising each other, but if adults have decided that they are allowed to fuck around, wouldn't it only be your right - or even downright duty - to let them consequently find out?

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fruity rumpus

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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beta trolls

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What if we built our cults next to eachother ??????

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its kinda wild that significantly more people follow me on here than there are people living in my city

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I think the biggest dead ringer I'm a Homestuck is that I gave all the horses typing quirks that pop up from time to time in my horsecomix see if u can find em

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Benefits of reading Homestuck:

You unlock new kinds of shipping

Your sense of 'cringe' flies out the window

Everything is a reference (infinite serotonin for you)

You can like shitty stuff just for the fun of it

Downsides:

You are not allowed to speak of your interests to anyone ever

You can never get rid of the Homestuck

Neutral shit:

You will uncover several mental illnesses in yourself you were previously unaware of

EDIT: Absolutely insane work that this is my most popular post on Tumblr. It's still getting notes for some reason? I'm not mad in fact I'm really happy about this but man

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tired of being your puppet

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.