etherealbluenightsky

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When it comes to programming a basic bitch implies that there is a c++ bitch

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Alec Baldwin should help Kristi Noem catch strays since her dog died😈🤣🤣

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It's sad to hear what happened to Kristi Noem's dog.... Maybe she can catch a stray😏

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You can make like Star Trek and sit on my phase

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You ask Goku if he would like to hit your pen and he just smacks the bic through your desk

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Oh my God, this man has been in contempt of court 10 times....

🎵Quit pressing an ex-president and set a precedent and in prison him. Stop the prissy shit and do the shit, I want to see Gar-feel'd em up have a hissy fit

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I've got bad eyesight but you should sit on my face because they say that hindsight is 20/20

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"My boyfriend's religious, do you have any blankets that praise the Lord?"

Yeah, sure, I've got this new one here with Kratos on it 🤣

"No, that won't do"

What's wrong? I thought you wanted a blanket that prey's the Lord?😈

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So like when Star Wars nerds and sneakerheads who listen to Nelly become allies do they... Do they join forces? 🤣

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So I got a new OLED monitor and it's like 240 hz g-sync HDR 1000 you know the whole nine. Anyway the blacks are so deep on my OLED I can see them in my stomach

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**setting: 1920s America. Transatlantic accent**

"why, what the fuck was that?"

Well you see, it was something, something that existed far before the age of hashtags. Twas an anal pound-ing

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Here at McDonald's we took a McDouble and found if we multiplied it by another McDouble It would make lots of energy which was a scientific breakthrough. Try the new McDonald's MC² (MC squared), a 4 patty McDouble created through the scientific process, aided by the law of special Mc-relativity

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So like we'll be under the covers, but like I can't see my dick right? So like I'll think I've put it in but like I can never really tell because like her last name is Schroedinger.

It's like... In the analogy.. Is her pussy the cat or is it the box? But like because it's under the blanket and I can't see it it's like a second level of the schrödinger's cat paradox. And because the lights are out it's like a third level cuz like I don't even know if she's really there. And because like I've lost all feeling in my limbs I still don't know if she's there. So it's like at least five levels of the schrödinger's cat paradox when we try and do it.

I mean honestly at this point I don't know.. she could be a man

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Man fuck you, you're her ex-boyfriend. You know what I am? Her Z boyfriend. Zeta Chad. That means she comes first and I come last. Like fucking FOIL and PEMDAS. Like if it were a numbers game I wouldn't even be a Googolcuck. You know what I would be? A Chrono-quantum-infinicuck. Like It's a question of do I even exist. Like sometimes we've fucked almost but like I can't see my penis so it's like a Schrodinger's cat situation and so like I never know if my penis has even gone in.

Like sometimes I'll think I'm flicking her bean but she transforms like poorly done AI generated video clips into a Bush's baked Bean commercial. You ever had that happen to you? No.

Like I can travel through multiple different timelines simultaneously and like one time I thought I was hitting it from the back but I was actually hitting it from the front, a concrete barrier in my car though. So then I like died and woke up in a different timeline.

Sometimes my nuts will dangle and bounce into each other and other times it's like I'm a hologram and they'll phase through each other.

One time she was trying to get on top and ended up floating above me spinning slowly in a circle cuz apparently I'm also a really good superconductor and it affects the magnetic charges of her body

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Why does Lil yachty voice sound like -and I can't explain what I mean- a thick hardback book being opened

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You know what really pisses me off? This "own the libs" shit⬇️⬇️

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You can't tell me that Shakira's song she Wolf isn't about closeted trans women.

🎵🎵

There's a she wolf in the closet

Open up and set it free

There's a she wolf in your closet

Let it out so it can breathe🎵🎵