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people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

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Two last games that you played just fused, are you having fun? Y/N

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"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond

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hi! Barney here! (main blog @chaosduckytoast12) im not sure how to tag this because I'm not really in the Object Show Fandom.

My friend Ian (creator of Battle for Honey on Scratch) and I are creating a 1950's themed joke show that will either be on yt or scratch in the far future

might post some teaser stuff in a couple months

characters names (as a little gift)

Glassesy

Chocolate Phosphate

Velcro

Horrible Little Orphan

Toméh (his mom loves him)

Bye!

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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lionfish.... gem....

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Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

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fossil record patisserie

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my little sister has decided to name our brand new toyota sienna woodland tarrif panic limited edition ... the "MOOMIN MOBILE" because she and her best friend Steve the unicorn both look like Moomins

other names offered by other family members include

Donna - Me

Orca - Dad (my favorite option)

Moominivan - Mum

Sasquatch or James - My grandma

Charlie (after charli xcx because it was supposed to be green) my theater friend Gene

Moby - my dad (its his "white whale" of cars apparently)

Spronk's lemonsweet kidnapping van made of sawdust - Spronk, resident cursed baby

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guys robespierre isn't real he can't hurt you

robespierre's wikipedia page is really not backing me up rn

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things im feeling sad about today

in Milo Murphy's Law (2016) it is stated that when those that have EHML (extremely hereditary murphy's law) get sick there negative probability ions significantly decrease

Milo only gets a break when he's sick

idk i'm just sad also someone should do more research into this (i say like MML is real)

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hiii this is @chaosduckytoast12's stupid stuff blog

I will probably talk about oc's mostly here and also Phineas and Ferb and random shows i watch like the good place, the residence, period dramas, game changers...

anyways now I will tag my two mutuals

@funny-jokes-pun-person @peppidableppi