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I like mpreg bcs i imagine thats what it would feel like if a man was excited about my baby, and its nice to imagine that a man could see a carrier as an equal, idk its nice to avoid gender norms sometimes

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The last time i found the president funny was covfefe, and the last funny thing he did was fire the mooch.

This was all before September 2017

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I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

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SOME MEN ARE SO RICH THEY TURN THEIR FANFICTION INTO HBO SERIES

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Never related to anything more

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Remember when they wrote Jon Snow as a hero for women and he knew how to give good head ?😩

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anonymous leaked bolsonaro’s private info including his credit card number and someone on twitter bought a whole ass macbook pro with it. yes. a person bought an macbook pro with the president’s credit card. this country really isn’t for beginners

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2 am is for self loathing

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Im going to say something yall aint going to like but stop being a piece of shit to call center people and stop being racist when you can’t understand them.

If they are being rude to you, thats on you for being bothersome, stop calling call centers expecting for things to go your way, more than half the time youre calling the wrong place anyway.

Call center agents are tools and have way less power than you think.

If youre mean to people on the phone youre a fake piece of shit.

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Byzantine headdresses by Tom Tierney

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That’s a testament of asian don’t raisin look at how good this bitch looks 

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Victorian Valentine cards

-Victorian Valentine cards, 1870-1880

Victorian Valentine cards were flat paper sheets, often printed with colored illustrations and embossed borders. The sheets, when folded and sealed with wax, could be mailed. On 10 January 1840, Great Britain introduced the Uniform Penny Post, meaning that Valentine cards could be mailed for just one penny. The mass produced Valentine card was born. Valentines were sent in such great numbers that postmen were given a special allowance for refreshments to help them through the extraordinary exertions of the two or three days leading up to February 14th. Rather than purchase a ready-made valentine, some Victorians assembled original valentines from materials purchased at a stationer’s shop: lace, bits of mirror, bows and ribbons, seashells and seeds, gold and silver foil appliqués, silk flowers, and clichéd printed mottoes like “Be Mine” and “Constant and True.”Victorian valentines commonly feature churches or church spires, signifying honorable intentions and fidelity.

-Victorian Valentine postcard: Cupid dancer

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I never realized I was supposed to hide the messy bits, I overshare and I tell on myself.

I feel like all I do is take from those I love.

I am selfish and ask for forgiveness when I shouldn’t.