eva-emaria
eva-emaria
Eva's Rambles
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She/Her Unholy combination of Great Plains rodeo nerd and Southern Belle. Opinions may be unpopular or critical about major franchises, and I have a lot of them. Avatar and header courtesy of @thelastpilot
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eva-emaria · 4 days ago
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Oh look, how Ft. Worth murdered me unexpectedly.
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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eva-emaria · 4 days ago
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Or biting flies. When riding, I should not be wanting my fly spray as much as my horse.
You know what really proves the decline in clothing quality? The fact that mosquitos can bite you through jeans. That should not be allowed.
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eva-emaria · 4 days ago
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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eva-emaria · 4 days ago
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"why do you write?" because it’s the only way to silence the characters pacing around my brain like victorian ghosts with unresolved issues that prevent them from moving on.
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eva-emaria · 4 days ago
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eva-emaria · 5 days ago
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
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eva-emaria · 5 days ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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eva-emaria · 8 days ago
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dissertation writing advice
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eva-emaria · 8 days ago
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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
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eva-emaria · 8 days ago
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friend?
junicorn day 16
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eva-emaria · 9 days ago
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The Bradford Pear was a bad idea from CONCEPTION OF THE IDEA. Either the tree smells like dead fish or you can't smell it at all because you are instantly stuffed up. I am the latter.
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eva-emaria · 9 days ago
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone
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eva-emaria · 9 days ago
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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
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eva-emaria · 10 days ago
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My first case of bronchitis did this to me, even too much exercise could get me coughing. It took years of an inhaler to get it straightened out.
Btw, people are understandably focused on Long COVID right now, but I caught whooping cough over a decade ago and you can still hear it when I cough. I still get throat spasms and have to pause and relax my throat so I don’t choke. In the years after it cleared up, I would catch a normal cough and have it persist for up to six months.
It’s actually not that unusual to have permanent, lifelong symptoms after catching a major illness. This has always been a thing and it’s something you should be mindful of when choosing which advisories to follow.
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eva-emaria · 11 days ago
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feelin feline
junicorn day 08
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eva-emaria · 11 days ago
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‘we live forever.
we are as old as the sky,
old as the moon.’
(junicorn day 01)
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eva-emaria · 11 days ago
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one blinding flash of magic
junicorn day 11
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