#it was awful

[adamsrcnan]

and FUCK those nasty stank ass bitch ravens for destroying jean's magnets and post cards. ESPECIALLY the little bear with the red beret. i hope Jean gets to collect a million more new ones on his own travels

[vs-space-orcs]

Imagine explaining braces to an alien.

Alien: this "lemonade" smells like it'll melt my skin. Will this melt my skin?

Human: probably not. Though it did dissolve the glue on one of my braces when I was a kid.

Alien: for me to understand how fully horrified I should be right now I need to know what "braces" are.

Human: oh, people that have the money for it get a bunch of metal put in their mouth to move their teeth into a perfect row. It's a very painful process that usually takes years.

Alien: metal??? On your face bones??? And it hurts?? Doesn't this impede your ability to eat??

Human: well yeah there are things you can't eat when you have them. And some foods you just stop eating because it gets stuck in your braces and it's really gross to get it all out. I still don't eat much bread. Certain foods can break the braces, so you weren't supposed to eat those

Alien: EATING could break the painful metal in your mouth???? WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU PEOPLE EAT???

Human: well lemonade just dissolves the glue

Alien: WHAT?!!! And you want me to DRINK this?? No!! Now I know what people mean when they say you can never understand deathworlders. You people are nuts! I am never eating your substance dissolving, metal breaking food. Fuck that.

Human: alright, I'll drink yours *chugs the lemonade, much to the alien's fascinated horror*

Alien, whispering to themself: deathworlders are insane

[weevmo]

Wait... what does your more human version of lemongrab look like? Do you have one?

Ummmmmmmmm

(And when I say 'human' I mean 'humanoid'!! Still made out of lemon substances - just more human-esc like Bubblegum herself!)

[abbykmtr-13]

TMNTober 2023 • 21. Greatest fear

Of course I needed to draw Raph for this one! He and I share this exact same fear.

@tmntober-2023

Plus, a little sketch below the cut!

[splatoon-confession-box]

if megalodontia shows up on high tide marooners bay i will cry throw up piss shit shake uncontrollably

[kiwi-draws]

had a dream where jerma was doing a stream involving a small pile of dirt with a bunch of earthworms. someone in the chat told him to eat one, and he was like "what!? no im not gonna EAT an EARTHWORM what are you fuckin-" and then he quickly grabbed the fattest fucking earthworm and slurped it like a spaghetti noodle making the most vile sound imaginable.

[coolpointsetta]

me, opening ao3 after watching the teen wolf abomination:

[pirateprincessjess]

Can we still get some Good Trans News every once in a while?

Yes! That is the goal! I fell off on making these videos when I got sick last year, but I posted one today for the first time in months, and I plan to keep doing it!

[arthursfuckinghat]

Elysian Pool Cave, Van Horn Mansion, Braithwaite Tree, Serpent Mound - Roanoke Ridge/Scarlett Meadows

[mxstxcwxsdxm]

when i posted this on tiktok someone complained that i just HAD to make the rollercoasters gay but like why wouldn't i. there's gay rollercoaster lore, so what

(my alton towers & thorpe park coaster ocs ok?)

[warmpeachxo]

[barelyevenfriends]

I went out last night

[naffeclipse]

I lived babes

[lurking-latinist]

you know you’ve made it as an academic when you have a nightmare about being unprepared to administer an exam rather than take one

[ashotofogdensoldfirewhiskey]

April 10: Scream

Day 10 of @hinnymicrofic TW: blood!

The scream is ripped forcefully from her lungs.

“Harry!”

She can still hear the sickening crack of the bludger against his skull, watches in horror, helpless as Harry slumps over and slips off his broom, plummeting to the earth. She can see a sickening streak of red, and his head doesn’t look quite right.

It isn’t until Peakes and Coote catch him that it occurs to Ginny she could have dived, could have tried to do something other than swallow the bile in her mouth.

Ginny has always fancied herself brave, but when she flies closer she has to look away. There’s so much blood, and his head is wrong, crushed or something, and he’s limp and pale. It’s horrible. Grotesque.

She goes to the hospital wing after they lose the match, and it isn’t until he asks what happened that Ginny remembers Ron is there. It’s a good excuse, that she went there to talk to her brother; it’s what she’ll tell Dean later.

She steals glances at Harry, slowly breathing in the reassurance that his chest is rising, the color is back in his cheeks, his head is wrapped in bandages but looks like it’s been put right. It’s the right shape, anyway, not the horrible bloody mess it had been.

It isn’t until she rows with Dean later about it that she realizes most people found it comical. Slapstick. But they hadn’t seen him, they hadn’t seen the crimson red pooling in his hair, they hadn’t been close enough to hear the sharp crack of his skull. They didn’t seem to care much that Harry had looked like he was dead.

Or perhaps such a thought didn’t suck the air from their lungs and carve a jagged hole in their chest, the way it had her.

[thefandomeffect-noah]

Surprise Cosplay Update!

Ok, so this was originally gonna be posted last week on Halloween as I finished it shortly after the finale came out, but then life had other plans (in the form of illness and mold poisoning) and I didn’t get to watch the finale until today. This post was originally gonna be way cooler and go more in-depth on what I did with the costume but executive dysfunction is kicking my ass, so here’s some pictures instead.

(My neurodivergent ass literally learned how to make paper mache just for this.)

(I was really feeling the metal hands with this version of the cosplay fsr.)

(I even dyed a shirt my skin color so that I could wear it to a costume contest at work (while keeping it appropriate).💀) (I also cropped out the background just to be safe.)

I’ll get some better pictures of me with the makeup at some point. (Me when I lie.)