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No one runs faster than Barty Crouch Jr after he pisses off Evan to his limit.

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Ofc

Evan doodle 🤲

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Anytime

Evan doodle 🤲

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guys I really love barty crouch jr and his horrible temper and dramatic ass

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He’s hot, too.

Barty: “I don’t have a crush on Evan.”

Regulus: “Uh huh.”

Barty: *turns around and sees a freshly-washed Evan who’s shirtless and still has wet hair*

Barty: *jaw drops*

Regulus: “Right. You were saying?”

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Yes. This is 100% true.

"i love you, it's ruining my life"

OK BARTY FUCKING CROUCH JR AND EVAN FUCKING ROSIER

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guys I really love barty crouch jr and his horrible temper and dramatic ass

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you already know that Barty would follow the sidewalk rule when walking with Evan and honestly I love that for them

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Evan about Barty

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What did I do?!

Why is Charlie like this (guess broski really dislikes Evan..)

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Jegulus are basically Lams reincarnate.

LEMME ELABORATE:

Regulus = Laurens

Why?

They both are from wealthy/well known families (the blacks and the Laurenses)

They both know French

They both died prematurely for their cause

James = Hamilton

Why?

They both fell in love w a man(/boy) first

Then they had a wife

Then they died while leaving a small child behind (Harry / Philip the second)

They both survived the cause their lover died for

NOW

James and Regulus were a thing in their Hogwarts years, being all lovey-dovey and then Regulus died (idk if he got to finish Hogwarts)

Hamilton and Laurens were a thing during the war, being brain-deep in love and then Laurens died after the war was technically over

Both James and Hamilton lost their lovers

Then they found their wife's (Lily / Eliza). And then, they were married and then died because of the ""betrayal"" (burr didn't betray hamilton but for lack of a better word imma just call it that) of a friend (Burr / Peter) (yes I'm reaching here rn let me) and left their wives and little children behind to fend for themselves (Lily died only minutes after but STILL MY POINT STANDS) (Philip 2 was about 1/2 when his dad died).

So.

In conclusion.

Jegulus is Lams reincarnated and it wouldn't be too much of a reach to write a fanfiction about that.

OH

MY

GOD

JEGULUS IS LAMS INCARNATED!!!

James Potter is SO Alexander Hamilton coded, Idek why bc they're not thaaaaat similar but for some reason it clicks. I was doubtful at first for regulus = laurens but OH MY GOD THE SIMILARITIES YOU'RE SO RIGHT

This whole ask was absolutely FACTS dude I can't beleive I never saw it before

Jegulus is lams incarnate.

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE A CROSSOVER FANFIC 😭 THIS IS TOO GOOD

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bartys love language is physical touch and he is also severely touchstarved

walking at hogsmade? he'll link arms with all his friends

sleeping? he is koala holding on to evan

studying? he puts his head on reggies shoulder 

eating? he sits as close to his friends as humanly possible



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Uhm. It’s not gay, I just love you. Platonically. Like, we’re friends, but I’d do anything to make you happy.

Lily/Pandora/Sybill/Regulus: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Mary/Xeno/Peter/James: You are my reward. ~~~~ Barty/Marlene/Sirius: You deserve an award for putting up with me. Evan/Dorcas/Remus: Yeah. You can be a real bitch sometimes.

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when barty complimented evan for the first time evan literally just went

“who are you??? where is barty??”

safe to say he did not know what praise was (and now he loves it).

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The song “No shame” by 5 seconds of summer is so Rosekiller coded.

The opening line is literally:

“Angel with a gun in your hand

Pointing my direction

Giving me affection”

Tell me that’s not Rosekiller

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you’re telling me evan and barty didnt have tattooed rings on their fingers?? they said till death do us part and they meant it