#evan and barty

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—

[not-rab]

Evan, coming out of closet: I don't like ... women.

Barty, mouth agape: ...

Barty: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

[darkcademiasss]

When its 3am but the grumpy morally grey caracter had a 'oh, oh' moment as they stare at the sunshine character all while trying not to have a panic attack.

[gods-graveyard]

Slytherin skittles soft headcanons

Regulus has a "Doll" mode where he basically dissosiates and acts like the "Perfect Pureblood heir" his family desired. His friends all have different ways of dealing when hes like this

Pandora strokes his hair and sings lullubies, sometimes in french

Dorcas does all his homework on his behalf after wrapping him in blankets so he can cool down

Marlene paints his nails and rambles about all the gossip and rumors floating around the school

Evan will move him to the glass windows by the lake and watch the water silently by his side

Barty will make an utter fool of himself or start making outragous claims like "Im pretty sure the sun is an illusion and were just being gaslit into believing in it" because he knows it makes Reggie laugh

When Pandora and Evan were little and one of them had nightmares, they would sneak into eachother's rooms. Now at Hogwarts the first time Pandora had a nightmare she broke into the Slytherin common room. Now every time Evan misses his sister he knows he can just want her to come and there she is, they claim "twin telepathy". Also No one knows how she keeps getting in, she doesn't know the password- but who tf is going to stop her from seeing her brother??

Every time Barty gets an angry owl from his dad, he gets so overwhelmed by anger to the point being called by their name makes him want to scream. So all his friends start calling him "idiot" "pretty boy" "raccoon" "dumbass" respectivly until he calms down.

Dorcas is an overachiver and will run herself into the ground trying to be the "best" and meet her own perfectionist standards. They sometimes steal her homework to do it on her behalf, shes so sleep deprived the only way she notices it wasnt her is no one but Evan has a perfect immitation of her handwriting. She appreciates it nonetheless

Marlene impulse dyes or cuts her hair, peirce's her ears, gives herself a stick and poke. Anything that proves she is in control of herself and that her decisions have an impact. But of course one too many patchy jobs, choppy bangs, and infected peircings or tattoos and things had to change. Now she can go to her friends, demand a septum and Evan is pulling out some rubber gloves, Regulus some expensive jewlery, and Dorcas and Pandora grab face masks and other self care stuff to do afterwards. Barty always insists on doing it as well, that way if she does get dresscoded she isn't alone.

[siriuslygay1981]

Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?

[rhetorical-conscience]

Barty: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.

Evan: Hey :)

Barty, already sweating: Shit.

[seekmemystar]

Evan about Barty

[theprongspotter]

Evan: Where’s Regulus?

Sirius: Probably brooding on a rooftop somewhere.

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c: @the-cypress-grove

[malfack]

in his relationship with evan, barty finally calmed down. he found someone he felt needed with and loved evan back. after rossier's death, barty finally lost his mind. nothing could make him normal anymore.

[moonyishot]

Evan and Barty: (have to leave at 11:05)

Barty: what time is it?

Someone: it's 10:59

Evan: 10:59

Evan: so five minutes

Barty: six minutes

Evan: shut up

Barty: fuck off

[darkfoggyforests]

sapphic rosekiller 🥀

I have no fucking clue why the quality is like that but this fandom hasn't got enough sapphic rosekiller so I'm sharing anyway as propaganda

[jamespotterbbg]

girl dinner is rosekiller fanfictions with a downright mental barty crouch jr and a go with the flow evan rosier

[not-rab]

Evan when Barty leaves him alone for a long period of time: Damn this sucks, can’t wait for Crouch to come back

Barty when Evan leaves him alone for a long period of time: I’M LOSING MY MIND. MY HEART YEARNS FOR MY LOVER’S EMBRACE, BUT ALAS I AM HERE WITHOUT HIM. WHEN WILL HE RETURN FROM WAR? WHEN WILL MY COLD, LONELY NIGHTS FINALLY COME TO AN END? THIS IS MADNESS!!

[darkcademiasss]

Evan : i’ll take care of you

Barty: it’s rotten work.

Evan: yeah maybe sometimes

Barty: shut up ur supposed to say “not to me, not if it’s you.”

[jiangyanlissidepiece]

I love how everyone in this fandom agrees that Barty is a ride or die friend

[flowersforfrancis]

Barty, darling?