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how tf do I become a real man, do I gotta pinochio this shit???
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my parents warned me about drugs and alcohol but never bread
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Taking out 2 leeches and putting them in my ears like airpods
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In my defense honour, I was doing it for the aesthetics.
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covered in blood but for like them sexy vibes
#help#i spilt the fake blood from halloween its literally everywhere please help me#but like at least im sexy#not really but we're gonna go for it#but like ima say its on purpose for sexy vibes#shhhh
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when you can’t stop eating gummy bears but also wanna cry cause you can’t stop eating gummy bears
#they're so good though#please help me#kill me#eating disorders are fun#god i gotta stop#hopefully i dont throw up
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Do I still get into heaven if I kill myself
La Dispute
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i want to live in a world where wifi is considered a basic human right
#wouldn't that be neat#i wish i was dead haha i need wifi to survive because im so addicted to the internet
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